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Thread: Football Croatia vs England
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10-10-2006, 11:00 PM #1
Football Croatia vs England
Hi, all
Tomorrow here in my home town will be a big football match
Croatia vs England
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Best regards, Josip
It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious...
Don't ever underestimate the power of stupid people when they are in large groups.
Please, don't teach me how to be stupid....
No job is as important as to jeopardize the safety of you or those that you work with.
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10-10-2006, 11:24 PM #2
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I hope you win.
Best of luck.
ChillinIF AT FIRST YOU DON`T SUCCEED.
DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU TRIED!
and go get a cuppa
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10-10-2006, 11:27 PM #3
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If our lads are going over then stay indoors
Brian - Newton Abbot, Devon, UK
Retired March 2015
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11-10-2006, 12:40 AM #4
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Croatia - recently one of my favourite teams (along with the "cheese-eating surrender monkeys")
cheers
Andy P
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11-10-2006, 11:48 AM #5
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"cheese-eating surrender monkeys
Watch out, that's how people get headbutted in the chest.Takes a licking, keeps on ticking.
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11-10-2006, 10:28 PM #6
Re: Football Croatia vs England
Hi, all
Croatia 2 : England 0
Sorry for bad luck, but that is only a game
Best regards, Josip
It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious...
Don't ever underestimate the power of stupid people when they are in large groups.
Please, don't teach me how to be stupid....
No job is as important as to jeopardize the safety of you or those that you work with.
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12-10-2006, 08:07 AM #7
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Good game !
Renato
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12-10-2006, 10:07 AM #8
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Fiasco
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12-10-2006, 11:39 AM #9
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great Croatia
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12-10-2006, 07:27 PM #10
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A little old couple prepare to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "One nil."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old
man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, Goal - 1-1".
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
says,"Penalty- 2-1."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty -
2-2."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Free
Kick - Goal, 3-2."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally
unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he craps in the bed.
The wife says, What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, change sides"
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12-10-2006, 07:50 PM #11
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frank, I don't think the day can be improved on after reading that. My sides hurt!
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12-10-2006, 09:34 PM #12
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nice one frank, is the s**t referenece to the performance or just a general remark.