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18-09-2005, 07:21 PM #1
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female
IF AT FIRST YOU DON`T SUCCEED.
DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU TRIED!
and go get a cuppa
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18-09-2005, 07:43 PM #2
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Holly **** , I have to take care , but I can't refuse a drink from a beauty as long as she is a beauty
Engineering, sciences, math, physics and my brain will generate "not responding " soon
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18-09-2005, 09:39 PM #3
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Hi All,
When the pub closing time approaches they all look nice.
The secret the next morning is to be able to chew your arm off without waking them up. A similar thing our american coyotes will do when caught in a trap.
Perhaps it is better to cut your losses and run
One of the more sadistic approaches used is to wear spandex also. Anyone can wear this right?
A good laugh on the blonde jokes and this one.
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18-09-2005, 10:07 PM #4
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When the pub closing time approaches they all look nice.Engineering, sciences, math, physics and my brain will generate "not responding " soon
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19-09-2005, 07:51 PM #5
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Hi all.
Remember if your mates don't see her, how ever ugly she may be, you can still tell them that she was a stunner and get some credit out of it.
NeilIf you can't see it, it can't hurt you.
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19-09-2005, 08:44 PM #6
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Hi all.
Remember if your mates don't see her, how ever ugly she may be, you can still tell them that she was a stunner and get some credit out of it.Engineering, sciences, math, physics and my brain will generate "not responding " soon
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20-09-2005, 10:21 PM #7
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Too right, thats what I used to do before settling down.
As the old saying goes any holes a goal.
Neil.If you can't see it, it can't hurt you.
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20-09-2005, 10:49 PM #8
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As the old saying goes any holes a goal.Engineering, sciences, math, physics and my brain will generate "not responding " soon
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21-09-2005, 07:29 PM #9
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As the old saying goes any holes a goal.The drain ???
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21-09-2005, 10:07 PM #10
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Any hole includes the drain
Engineering, sciences, math, physics and my brain will generate "not responding " soon
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27-09-2005, 06:01 PM #11
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Here in the US, if a girl is real ugly then she is a "2 bagger"
When you are making love you put one bag on her head. You put the other bag on your head incase her's falls off.Essayons
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27-09-2005, 10:59 PM #12
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When you are making love you put one bag on her head. You put the other bag on your head incase her's falls off.Engineering, sciences, math, physics and my brain will generate "not responding " soon
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28-09-2005, 07:30 PM #13
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I've seen national lampoons high school re-union, 'with the double bagger in effect' and that was pretty bad.
NeilIf you can't see it, it can't hurt you.
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28-09-2005, 08:12 PM #14
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Remember beauty is only skin deep,
(but uglyness goes right to the bone)
IF AT FIRST YOU DON`T SUCCEED.
DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU TRIED!
and go get a cuppa
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09-10-2005, 12:27 PM #15
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2 Bagger
We call em Dingo's over here, because if a dingo gets caught it will bite its own limb off rather then getting stuck where it is"Old fridgies never die, they just run out of gas!"
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21-08-2006, 09:46 PM #16
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Ive never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure have woke up with a few!!!!!!!
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21-08-2006, 10:27 PM #17
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ahaha! made my morning here, so true!
"Old fridgies never die, they just run out of gas!"
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22-08-2006, 01:33 AM #18
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any holes a goal? where the men are men and the sheep are nervuse LOL or was that Nz?
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22-08-2006, 08:06 AM #19
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if its got tits or wheels its gonner be trouble !
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22-08-2006, 08:38 PM #20
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Originally Posted by old gas bottle
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22-08-2006, 08:40 PM #21
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Never trust anything that can bleed for seven days and live
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23-08-2006, 05:44 AM #22
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wrong forum.
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23-08-2006, 01:08 PM #23
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Originally Posted by The MG Pony
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23-08-2006, 08:41 PM #24
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MG Pony replied to a double post that I deleted.
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