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Thread: Can you help us please?
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01-10-2011, 02:03 PM #51
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To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
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01-10-2011, 02:03 PM #52
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01-10-2011, 02:12 PM #53
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01-10-2011, 02:17 PM #54
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01-10-2011, 03:09 PM #55
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ah cm ya made an apperance missed ya on this link hahahahaha cheeky burger this ozieice me a trainee roflmfao i wish life would be so easy where ya been then deleting posts or fraction ratings ?
I can fix broke but I cant fix stupid :)
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01-10-2011, 03:21 PM #56
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01-10-2011, 03:28 PM #57
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01-10-2011, 03:35 PM #58
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If the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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01-10-2011, 03:38 PM #59
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lead based paint,poor quality counterfiet goods,if they cant control their reactors or wave machine then no thanks
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01-10-2011, 03:52 PM #60
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Exactly mate
A friend turned up at the MotoX track earlier in the year with a brand new cheap chinese pit bike (imitation MotoX) saying 'do you wanna swap bikes for a couple of laps' ............translated to english 'are you ready to meet your maker' ...... I politely declined and told him I will stick with my Japanese precision instrument for a track which includes 50+ foot triple jumps
R's chillermanIf the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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01-10-2011, 03:53 PM #61
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On the space thing, people have been working on rockets with controllable thrust for re-entry.
Impressive ****.
http://www.youtube.com/armadilloaero...20/k_Xiq3dYJlM
http://www.youtube.com/armadilloaero...11/-ADKbHB-BO0
Jet packs soon lads!
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01-10-2011, 03:59 PM #62
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Not so sure I fancy riding round on a mini explosion strapped to my back
But the advert that came up at the same time was
http://www.chnlove.asia/join/register07.php
Their even giving there women to us now hahahaha
Here you are Mike, get in there mate !
R's chillermanIf the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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01-10-2011, 05:13 PM #63
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01-10-2011, 05:22 PM #64
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01-10-2011, 05:36 PM #65
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01-10-2011, 06:12 PM #66
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01-10-2011, 06:28 PM #67
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Yep first thing to get sorted is one area to be axed - 'Domestics' has got to go
And two new area's to be opened
'Red Blooded Males' complete with on-line strip/lap dancing club & dating service (free to VIP members)
'Book Reading Club' for the lessor red blooded with train & plane spotting services (free to Anorak members)
There will also be an 'online postal pharmacy' specialising in the little 'blue pills' to help the lessor able members to enjoy the 'Red Blooded Males' section
Ole & last but not least, fractions will be replaced with 'brownie points' & 'gold stars' for the most controversial posters
Is there anyone that has any comments on the proposed changes ???
R's chillermanIf the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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01-10-2011, 11:26 PM #68
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01-10-2011, 11:28 PM #69
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define contraversial posts,i think ur recent posts turned a few stomachs!! im still having councilling !! haha
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01-10-2011, 11:43 PM #70
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Hi Install
They were not my posts really
I cant take all the credit for them on the other shhh place
2 girls 1 cup was p_h &
1 man 1 jar was from our friendly southern mod
but hey yeah the gore was all me,
just amazed how much a human body can take, quite astonishing
Eer did you see the one the other day with the gonads ripped right off - nice !
R's chillermanLast edited by chillerman2006; 02-10-2011 at 02:16 PM.
If the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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01-10-2011, 11:46 PM #71
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bet u generated more complaints than ever logged before,oh by the way u destroyed my funny vids thread, haha oh and i didnt know you werent allowed to use links from u tube- oops paul h -what are u listening to now is full of them!!!
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02-10-2011, 12:16 AM #72
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Ahh, so where is this Aus-ice now? Probably watching and keeping quiet. Too many of us here for him to deal with
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
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02-10-2011, 01:55 AM #73
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He done lost his air and is currently floating around Jupiter waiting for HAL to open the door.
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02-10-2011, 08:28 AM #74
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I think this Aus-ice person is from a specific group of superheroes, here to test our intelligence. As he has some knowledge of neutrinos, i believe he has been summoned by S.E.T.I., (search for extra terrestrial ..and so on), to show us how to save ourselves, but clearly, has no idea of our technology. Hidden camera captured this footage..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9rVRuehGU
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
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02-10-2011, 08:31 AM #75
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I know something he has as much lip and same doctor (a shrink) needs as that ''4 spanner badmechanic''
R's chillermanLast edited by chillerman2006; 02-10-2011 at 08:38 AM.
If the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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02-10-2011, 11:32 AM #76
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not had an update to this thread-has the spaceman fixed it??
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02-10-2011, 12:20 PM #77
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He probably left the door open and got sucked off.
Occupational hazard I suppose .
Either that or the powers that be instructed him to delete it and deny all knowledge it ever existed .
But not being a MOD he hasn't got the power.....YET !!
Cheers
StuTool's ? check ! Condom's ? check !
If you can't fix it , f*ck it !!!
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02-10-2011, 12:32 PM #78
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if hes got a telescope to perv on my misses-he's prob jumped overboard!!! but if he knew the controls logic he could stalk young ladies-or she he's whatever floats his boat.
i wonder if he can see "mercury's climatic"stratosphere!!haha
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02-10-2011, 12:33 PM #79
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02-10-2011, 12:46 PM #80
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post 78!! haha
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02-10-2011, 01:58 PM #81
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Hey, don't through me under the bus!
I never linked 12 cup girls! Just typed those characters out on my keyboard (in a different order ), there was no link directly to it!
OPs account creation, the need for an alt account, why maybe that alt account was created back in the beginning of september, and why it was used in the past week seem obvious to me?
I may type links to youtube, but I'm not dense like most who leave comments on youtube!Last edited by paul_h; 02-10-2011 at 02:04 PM.
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02-10-2011, 02:10 PM #82
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Come on then Paul
Crawl out from under the bus then mate and claim the 'trophy'..No flies on you is there mate ? ......And dont deny the ''2 girls'' I had never heard of it till you said
BTW why dont you come and work here in UK for a few years mate...make your money & shoot back home...if works not the best at the minute....there is plenty here in London (always is) & the amount of 'monkeys' working there, your skills/knowledge & not forgetting your witt, will be most welcome.....could do all the ground work on job front for you here, if interested
R's chillermanLast edited by chillerman2006; 02-10-2011 at 02:14 PM.
If the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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02-10-2011, 02:14 PM #83
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02-10-2011, 02:50 PM #84
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OOh a time machine quote Install.
Damn, I thought I had my PC and files a bit more secure.
CM I think everyone who posted in the thread knew, maybe I was the last?
As you know, I just glanced at some thread about space, then got distracted by shiny things and wanting a jet pack!
I don't think the UK will have me unless I know the difference between the words 'through' and 'throw"
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02-10-2011, 03:01 PM #85
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They were all in from the start apart from, Super Quick MS aka Jon, & Grizzly was emailed quickly as we got concerned we had ruffled our friends feathers
Maybe should pass that trophy over to 'Jon' for his entertainment & being such a good sport
Hat Off to Jon
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Paul
What about the UK for a couple of years mate ? £40k easy a year or £50k+ with a bit of effort
I can think of 2 companies that would jump to take you on with all your knowledge, mate
R's chillermanIf the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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02-10-2011, 05:09 PM #86
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Was never interested in the UK because all tragic classic rotor heads like me like in Australia, NZ or Puerto Rico.
But then I found this:
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C254533
Find me one of them in the 90s classic WRX subaru metallic blue and I'm there.
But europes economy is looking bleak, as in the UKs, as is the US, as is australia if US and china goes bad.
Maybe better to go to a country where they are used to not having much, so nothing to lose, like NZ?
of course my love for the mazda is influenced by my proximity to japan.
So if it's an impossible feat to find good mazdas there (or even a datsun 240z), I'd settle for a Aston Martin DB4 zagato, or even a fiat 8v. As you know how the saying goes, 'when in rome'...Last edited by paul_h; 02-10-2011 at 05:30 PM.
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02-10-2011, 06:06 PM #87
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Phew that RX3 is £15k another 5 & thats RS4 money !
Grab your passport & toothbrush Mate
here we go 237 of them from £1750 GBP / $2820 aus
http://www4.autotrader.co.uk/search/.../4/colour/blue
I'll work on your other requirements next
R's chillerman
EDIT: Argh just realised you want RX3 in scooby blue you must have £20k plus to burn, Mr moneybagsLast edited by chillerman2006; 02-10-2011 at 06:23 PM.
If the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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02-10-2011, 06:10 PM #88
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Well here's you Datsun 240z
http://www4.autotrader.co.uk/classif...ge/1?logcode=pIf the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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02-10-2011, 10:48 PM #89
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I could handle the 240z, no prob and if I had $20k back in 1990 I would be the proud owner of a DB6. I had no money at that time. Bugger. Man they are beautiful cars......
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03-10-2011, 08:04 AM #90
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post 90 lmao
I can fix broke but I cant fix stupid :)
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03-10-2011, 05:58 PM #91
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Yeah, I agree nice motor and if a millionaire would have a few nice classics like Paul !
But you can now pick up an Audi RS4 for about £22k british pounds and they were £50k new
Talk about 'wolf in sheeps clothing'
Poodle all day long as safe family saloon and when alone and opportunity strikes 0-60 in well under 5 seconds corners like on rails (4x4)
and cruises at 150mph - the only car to grab for 20,000 uk bucks
Haha I know mate - do you think anyone knows your 'AussieIce' yet ?
R's chillermanIf the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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03-10-2011, 06:03 PM #92
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03-10-2011, 06:31 PM #93
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03-10-2011, 06:35 PM #94
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Mike
You can get a nice DB9 now for reasonable money
Anyone wanna play 007 ???
http://www4.autotrader.co.uk/classif...1500?logcode=p
Simon
Wonder if AussieIce managed to find a way to block out them neutrino's
R's chillermanIf the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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03-10-2011, 08:02 PM #95
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CM Corners like it's on rail's !!! Who told you that Julia Roberts. LMAO
Now your taking the p*ss ,
AussieIce must be finding it difficult to log in these days.
Probably on the Dark side of the moon.
Cheers
StuLast edited by stufus; 03-10-2011 at 08:03 PM. Reason: Julie/Julia
Tool's ? check ! Condom's ? check !
If you can't fix it , f*ck it !!!
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03-10-2011, 08:33 PM #96
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Hi Stu
would not mind Julia Roberts telling me something, starting in 'give' & ending in 'more'
must have missed it on the other post....believe all quattros corner like on magnetic rails mate (not the fiesta)
have to keep seat upright, left foot on rest and hang on damn tight and feather that throttle
R's chillermanLast edited by chillerman2006; 04-10-2011 at 07:32 PM.
If the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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03-10-2011, 08:35 PM #97
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03-10-2011, 09:04 PM #98
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No deffo not
Who told you that, slap them for lieing !
the reason they fitted mirrors to RS4's is to watch m3's dissappear haha
and what have bmw done now with m3, copied audi with engine size but forgot about the 4x4 needed to harness the power, so still ****e, back end wonders, even with all the electrics ....... Got invited by bmw to track day at rockingham, raced all their cars and took x5 on off road track....not impressed by any of them
R's chillermanIf the World did not Suck, We would all fall off !
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03-10-2011, 10:13 PM #99
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I'd have a Lancia Delta Integrale evo1 if i had the money, am making do with this at the moment as it satisfies my liking for twin head lights!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwr-_sKdCvo
If you can't go quicker than everyone else go slowerer!
JonMostly found in Oxfordshire, UK :)
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03-10-2011, 10:20 PM #100