Stag night pranks

[fooboy]

Coming back to the UK for a mates stag weekend in Norwich. Anyone got some decent pranks to play on him? p.s getting arrested by the police is not in the equation

[The Viking]

Hmm,

Once "heard" of a groom not turning up at the church because he (slightly "over refreshed") had been put on the morning train to Glasgow with a one way ticket and a please do not disturb note in a string around his neck ...(and no wallet on him)

Another time we left a groom stranded on a large buoy out at sea.. but to be fair, after an hour or so, we sent 3 "mermaids" to look after him (we all belonged to the same scuba-diving club and this "trick" was actually the brain child of his wife to be)

If the stag do is close o the wedding, then there are several "funnies" that can be arranged...
Permanent markers can be great fun, especially the red ones. Spotted D1ck can get a whole new meaning, even seen "lipstick marks" left with permanent marker around one chaps manhood. (the trick is to get him drunk and find a dancing lady that are willing to help).
Just imagine how he have to explain it... Price less!

[The MG Pony]

Get a ewe and dye her fleec pink and put lipstick on her and tell him you bruaght in a special stripper

All ways been a fun local one!