Air con sales guy

[coolments]

If like me in the uk your pulling your hair out with high amount service call's due to the early onslaught of heat here.

OK so to lighten up I heard a joke the other day that is topical and made me chuckle, everyone needs a laugh....here goes.

Three women all sat round a table in a bar talking about their lovers.

1st woman: my lover is a florist, before we make love he decorates the bedroom with petals and flowers.

2nd woman: my lover owns a chocolate shop, before we make love he leaves a trail of sweets and chocolate for me to eat leading to the bedroom.

3rd woman: sigh..!! my lover sells air conditioning, he just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good its going to be when i get it.

Ha ha ha. any one else got any topical chuckles for us.

[The Viking]

Forwarded to our sales team (and the rest of the office just for good measure)

[LRAC]

Dashing around today on service calls i ran into the back of a car.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf he said " i'm not happy" so i said " well which one are you then.