Thursday funny..

[Brian_UK]

Last Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long
johns and dressed quietly.

I made up lunch, grabbed the dog and went into the garage
to hook up the boat to the 4 by 4 and down the drive
I went. Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down;
it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed
in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came back
into the house and turned the TV to the weather
channel. I find it's going to be bad weather all day
long, so I put the boat back in the garage, quietly
undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather
out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies,

"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
that sh*te?

[wambat]

Ah yes, the love of a good woman!

[botrous]

Women are sleepy when they are awake , what do u expect of a sleeping woman