A no win situation

[bernard]

We have an engineer who is (as the ladies describe him drop dead gorgeous) Can,t fix a fridge.But as soon as one goes wrong they put a call in and request for him by name.Don,t get me wrong he,s an exellent bloke and knows his abilities.But it just makes me laugh as soon as one of the other engineers walks through the door and all the young girls faces drop and there talking to you as they are looking over your shoulder to see if he is with you.Good for buisness or not ,I think so.

Regards

bernard

[chemi-cool]

hi bernard,

have you considered a plastic surgery?

chemi

[halwaya]

you can also hire a very good looking girl
- so you will have more male clients too

[rbartlett]

you can also hire a very good looking girl
- so you will have more male clients too

i await your application in the post

chers

richard

[halwaya]

eh, what can i say...
- the hammer looks good in my hand
- i know how the fridge looks like
- i am not able to pronouce TH sound (it is more like someFing)


greetings

[bernard]

Hi chemi

Maybe I should just shave of my ginger beard and trim my ear and nasel hair.

Also I have been to poland believe me the women are gorgeous

MMmmmm Poland


Bernard

[chemi-cool]

guys, you are dribbling

chemi

[frank]

- i am not able to pronouce TH sound (it is more like someFing)

You'll fit in very well over here then - seems like everyone under 25 talks like that now

[bernard]

Imagine if a fridge was like a women???


It would loose its gas ones a month and complain theres not enough meat on its shelves

oops hope u have a sence of humour people

regards

b

[halwaya]

-> Frank

eh.. i like the british accent alas I cannot speak like that (my english is americanised due to films etc.)

-> Bernard

i believe if a fridge was like a women it would complain much more even for a size of its door