silly questions

[Mark]

Hi everyone

Working in supermarkets the majority of time i have spoke to some funny people Lol.
To name a few funny comments.

Are you laying down on the job?

Are you digging for gold?

Say one for me?

I thought youd collapsed.

Where does that water go?

Marvellous the technology now adays.

I worked for ..........

You gotta laugh

[spacemanmark]

Hi Mark,

And it not just the questions they ask, it the things they do:-

Stand on you the reach in the case,
Stand on your tool box to reach in the case,
Let their children stand on you,
Move the "No Entry Barrier" and stroll in with their trolley,
Walk up and down a completely empty island, just looking at empty shelves.
Run you over,
Let their children climb up the step ladder,
Push the step ladder out of the way, leaving you on top of the case,

What is the fascination with an empty fridge, when it's got food in no one around..............but when it's empty and your lay on the floor...........every man and his dog wants to have a look?
Don't we just love our customers, customers?

Yep you have got to laugh

[Mark]

We had to laugh

petrol station closed, concrete floor dug up,no signs of lighting anywhere,dont ask me how but a retired guy in his cortina was trying to fill up his car with petrol and was shouting why arent the pumps working.Lol

[Mark]

And before you ask marc no he didnt get any petrol Lol

[Mark]

[WebRam]

He pulled up at the diesel pump, that was the problem Marc

[Latte]

And its not just the customers.

I was working on top of a coldroom today (37.2 ambient at the condenser and they wonder why the compressor keeps stopping).
All of a sudden my ladder is missing from the side, i look down and the manager say's "Oh Sorry, were you using them".
"yes i WAS" was my polite reply, What i was thinking i am sure you can guess

Regards

Raymond

[grabber01]

On call again FATBOY !

[Latte]

OH REALLY !!!!
3 times over the next six weeks, God i'm dedicated to the cause or is it just the start of the new finantial year ?

By the way i am not fat just generously preportioned

Regards

Well Prepotioned Boy

[Peter_1]

A customer of me is always talinkg of kaviar instead of kVA (in Duth almost pronounced the same as the famous fish eggs)

And he once asked me the price for a softwaremachine instead of a soft-ice machine.

And he discussed withe me that how lower the voltage was, the smaller the leads can be, so he installed 0,75 mm2 for 12VAC halogen spotlights

Or an expert who was talking abouth the pumps instead of compressors.

[Mark]

How long do you think youll be

Lol

[Latte]

5pm friday night stuck on M25 going nowhere.

"When will you be here"


Phone rings "My fridge doesn't work will you be able to fix it"
Are we telepathic and able to diagnose from 100 miles away.

[Big Ed]

Maybe not now, but give it a year or two...


How about this one:
"How much are the peas, please?"

[rbartlett]

Originally posted by MarkFiddy
How long do you think youll be

Lol

i thought we were talking about customers not spouses..;-)


cheers

richard

[Mark]

Had one today, switched off power to 12ft case lights went out (funny enough)someone walked by and said.

"last orders"

"lights out"

Lol

[Mark]

"oh...........didnt see you down there"

LOL.

[FreezerGeezer]

One of the IST's I worked with swore that he'd had a very attractive lady with nothing on underneath deliberately stand over his face to reach into the cabinet he was fixing! ;-) Never happened to me - instead, I had to take to tying the steps to the kick-rail to stop them moving away! :-D

[shogun7]

A funny thing used to happen to me when I used to work at the woman's prison kitchen equipmnt. Evey time I would get on my back to inspect some piece of equipment, an inmate would come and stand over me and pretend to be working just to tease me/us. Well needless to say I would always have a smile on my face . I worked in the prisons, the morgue, over dead bodies, hospitals, power plants, court houses,Sheriff stations.etc.

[botrous]

What is the problem?
Why this thing is failing ?
What that's the capacitor ?
What is it job ?
I just have to give a class while repairing in a supermarket , the manager wants to know all . . .
Don't we love the cutomers ???

[chillin out]

Been out working yesterday all day and got in late.
Then I got a phone call this morning at 5am from a supermarket, saying they had a power cut and did i have a genorator in the back of my van to power the fridges.

I mean for christ sake that takes the piss.