He was in absolute ecstasy

He was in absolute ecstasy.


He had a huge smile on his face

as his girlfriend moved forwards,


then backwards, forward,


then backwards again....



back and forth...


back and forth...


in and out...in and out.



Her heart was pounding...


her face was flushed...then she moaned,


softly at first, then began to groan louder.



Finally,


now totally exhausted,


she slumped back


and let out an almighty scream


then shouted...






"OK, OK!


So I CAN'T park the fu*king car!


You do it, you smug *******!"

he shouldn't have unchained her from the kitchen:D

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Originally Posted by install monkey

he shouldn't have unchained her from the kitchen:D

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Man, you're gonna burn in hell :) :)

i remember when i bought a big tele,until then my wife would not believe me when i told her there were two sets of goalposts in a footy match,as for parking the car if she did not have nice legs god only knows how she would have passed her driving test!