a son asks his dad the difference between "theoretically" @ "realisticall". Dad says go ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million pounds.Mum says yes. Now ask your sister if she would sleep with the newspaper boy for 2 million pounds.Sister says yes.Dad, Theres your answer son.
Theoretically were sitting on 3 million,Realistically were living with a couple of tarts.:)
