Fridge Joke

[spinerkop]

Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter. He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied, "Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth. I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act. When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom. The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower.

I looked all around the house to find the guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside. I pounded them until he finally let go. When he fell he landed in some bushes and God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the refrigerator out the window to finish him off. After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack." Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied
"Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side. I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived. But then that same idiot threw his refrigerator out the window and it crushed me."
"That, too, is horrible," said the gatekeeper.

Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was... "OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator..."

[Tayters]

I take your joke and raise you.
Not mine. Rescripted for reasons of taste.

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next child walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last child walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why am I plagued by constant headaches?"

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

:o:o:o
Andy.

[spinerkop]

Cracking !

[spinerkop]

"Believe me," the salesman said to the lady, "Refrigerator will pay for itself in no time."
"That's great," she replied. "When it does, send it to me."

[spinerkop]

REFRIGERATION JOKE:
Sally opened her refrigerator and was surprised to find a rabbit inside.
"What are you doing in my refrigerator,"she said.
"Isn't this a Westinghouse?" the rabbit asks.
"Yes it is," Sally replied.
"Well I'm westing" said the rabbit

[cadwaladr]

man and wife married for 25 years,wife says to hubby you are so immature we need to take time out and talk it out,fat chance of that in the conker season says hubby.