Guts or Balls

[frank]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

· GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? "


· BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ar*e and having the balls to say:
" You're next, Chubby. "

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.

Great to learn something new everyday :D

[Magoo]

Frank
You are a brave person,I tried years ago the "your turn next ". Not a good medical response " type reply.
Currently walk with a limp,and redundent willie.

[desA]

Sounds like you folks definitely need to seek some Asian comfort in the exotic territories.

[coolhibby1875]

guy's need cheering up? watch your wedding video backwards...you'll love the bit where she takes of the ring, walks down the aisle, jump's in the car and f##s off!!!

[desA]

^ That's priceless... :D :D

[thermo prince]

· GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with.... being met by your wife with a broom .....
:D

or a golf club?

You wouldn't be cracking a Tiger joke now per chance, WOOD you?
;)

regards
T-P