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Thread: I am in trouble!!!!
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06-11-2011, 09:56 AM #1
I am in trouble!!!!
The local govt employment agency came round today.
" they said i was paying my staff less than minimum wage"
So I said
" my engineer gets $1000 a week, free use of the van, holiday pay, sick pay and pension"
That sounds OK, they said any body-else?
My Secretary, 18 bucks an hour, holiday, pension and free time on the net and talking to her mother,
Thats OK as well!!!
Anybody eles?
Yes i said the "halfwit"
He works 80Hrs a week, 7 days a week, no holidays, no lunch break, and earns $50 a week!
"WELL" said the inspector, "I would like to speak to this halfwit!!!!"
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"YOU ARE" I said
bum bum
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06-11-2011, 11:19 AM #2
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Oh you poor fellow.......guys, can we take up a collection for poor Mad?
After he has been taken care of, I'm next in line (got to set a precedent somewhere)
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06-11-2011, 11:45 AM #3
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06-11-2011, 11:48 AM #4
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I thought Mikeref only needed the blender for mixed drinks, seeing as he is a ausie and all. Did he go stick the knife in the toaster again and burn it out.....
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06-11-2011, 11:54 AM #5
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I'd love to help out lads but I think I'm going to set up a training trust fund for a certain someone regarding welding,brazing,and the finer points of 12,000 btu compressors.
Very sorry but first up best dressed and all that.
Cheers
StuTool's ? check ! Condom's ? check !
If you can't fix it , f*ck it !!!
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06-11-2011, 11:57 AM #6
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skinflint, You just want to go to the Caribbean
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06-11-2011, 11:59 AM #7
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poor mike already has a rum distillary in his attic and a rum delivery system which delivers rum preheated to 32deg c to any chair in the house via braided hose 3/4 that is-none of ur tin pot 1/4 stuff- mike does a propper job to ensure the correct flow rate he has a 3.5 bar booster set to maintain constant pressure! but alas as mikes toaster doesnt involve rum,he cannot be bothered to go on a website and order spares and a technical manual- currently the browning control is faulty- either frazzled or not frazzled- no happy medium-it may be the control module or the thermistors at fault but poor mike is pulling his hair out as he is not a toaster techie-haha
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06-11-2011, 12:01 PM #8
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I don't see the point in buying Mike ref a toaster ,when he can do it on the barbie.
He could try this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn_Z4fKizVM
And yes I wouldn't mind a trip to the CaribbeanLast edited by stufus; 06-11-2011 at 12:03 PM. Reason: forgot link
Tool's ? check ! Condom's ? check !
If you can't fix it , f*ck it !!!
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06-11-2011, 12:01 PM #9
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pictures, I want pictures
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06-11-2011, 12:04 PM #10
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mikes barbie is in the city- (his misses) and i dont think she will lay still enough to toast bread!
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06-11-2011, 12:09 PM #11
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Maybe but I still want pictures
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06-11-2011, 12:10 PM #12
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06-11-2011, 12:14 PM #13
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Get them t me ASAP.....I can wangle and jangle the toaster but the pics are important (install has a second career with a camera)
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06-11-2011, 10:46 PM #14
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07-11-2011, 12:43 AM #15
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Wondered when you would pipe in on this important thread.
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07-11-2011, 03:17 AM #16
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07-11-2011, 11:17 AM #17
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I did get on to it but it is confusing with all the people I have never heard of wanting to friend me. I can understand why the teens have 24,000 best friends. Did i say I was a Luddite?