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08-05-2008, 12:34 PM #1
Crashed Van
I was well P***ed off some dum arse crashed into my van yesterday, with one of them New Skoda's now i got Jam and marzipan all over it
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08-05-2008, 04:30 PM #2
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sorry tonto that was me
The brakes had been spongy since I got it then they just jammed up
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08-05-2008, 04:30 PM #3
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Do you own it or are you an employee?
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08-05-2008, 04:38 PM #4
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its just a joke paul (I HOPE)
ref : skoda advert built a car entirely of sponge, cream, jelly, etc....
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08-05-2008, 05:25 PM #5
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08-05-2008, 08:37 PM #6
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Hope this works never done an attachment before.
Talking of crashed vans take a look at this refrigerated Ocado van which didn't quite make it under a hotel entrance lobby roofline!! Try explaining that one to your boss. What you can't see in the picture is the roof mounted Hubbard frig pack which was on the floor in the road about 6ft behind the van. Tee heeLast edited by Greengrocer; 08-05-2008 at 11:47 PM.
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09-05-2008, 09:25 AM #7
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take a look at this refrigerated Ocado van which didn't quite make it under a hotel entrance lobby roofline!! Try explaining that one to your boss
(perhaps the SKODA cake factory played a part ?)
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09-05-2008, 11:04 AM #8
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09-05-2008, 03:02 PM #9
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But Paul you gotta love the cake!!!
Dont rock the Boat if you cant swim
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09-05-2008, 07:47 PM #10
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Those Ocado mercedes vans were stupid expensive, more than £70K each due to the refrigerated box being removable via fork truck.
Shame the early ones did not work to well in high ambients, Ocado ended up sending all the frozen deliveries out with small packs of dry ice in every bag just to keep things frozen.
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10-05-2008, 08:22 AM #11
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Sorry to hear about your van tonto33 bet it took you hours to lick all the jam off........
I crashed into the back of someone last week and this dwarf gets out, folds his arms and said I'm not happy. I looked at him confused and said which one are you then.
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10-05-2008, 09:19 AM #12
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Some of the cake was made in Faversham near where i live.They even made the engine and used maple syrup for the oil.
If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Damo
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10-05-2008, 11:01 AM #13
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Surely where you come from Chunk!
It should be "Spitfire".
By the way you move in some strange circles don't you?
Grizzly
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10-05-2008, 11:09 AM #14
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12-05-2008, 09:18 AM #15
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There is a couple of good things to come out of Kent along with Spitfire there is Fursty Ferret a godsend on a hot day.