Written by a man about to get married

[marc5180]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for

over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - her beautiful younger sister.


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her cleavage. It had to be

deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day my fiancé's 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my car.

Lo and behold, her entire family was standing outside, clapping their hands!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

[BigJon3475]

LOL.......wow just wow....

[slingblade]

LOL.
try this one.

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
Called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to
Enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
Rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit
Older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't
Really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
Muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
Developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying
That tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still
Be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"





So I told her to fook off.

[frank]

Nice one Sling

[marc5180]

yeah thats a good one