An elderly couple, Savitri and Dhaya, are in Chatsworth, Durban.
Dhaya always wanted a pair of authentic sandals, so, seeing
some on sale, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife:
'Notice anything different about me?' Savitri looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Dhaya storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the sandals .

Again he asks, a little louder this time, Hey 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Savitri looks up and says, ' Dhaya, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow.' Furious, Dhaya yells,

'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, SAVAS?'

'Nope', she replies.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S
LOOKING AT MY NEW SANDALS !!!!!

Savitri replies... 'Should have bought a turban, Dhaya.
Should have bought a turban.