Choosing A Wife

[chillin out]

Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections but can't remember what to do with them.

Chillin

[nh3wizard]

Good one Chill'n

[frank]

Big Boobs seem to solve all life's little worries

[US Iceman]

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

I don't get it. What was the point of the three first stories...

[Paulajayne]

Point to note:-

Boobs do not have ears - so stop talking to them.

[LRAC]

I bought a dalmation for the wife "what a good swap"

Lrac

[ernestlin]

Hi, chilin! nice story, but if it's a allusive presentation of your avatar?

[Brian_UK]

Point to note:-

Boobs do not have ears - so stop talking to them.

And there I was trying to adjust the volume.....

[KayPoh]

I don't get it. What was the point of the three first stories...

All three women are equally good and all scored the same marks. So for 2nd round, see who got the biggest boobs. LOL.

[Josip]

Hi,

Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.
.......

Chillin

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Best regards, Josip

[Lc_shi]

sorry I don't fully understand but why for big boobs?

[cruzeiros]

why not ?

now you understand ? :d

[abdulazman]

Hi chill,

Thats a good one
I reckon big boobs can make a guy happy
What about service excellence?
Some guys have wife with the biggest boobs but still fooling around finding love
BOOBS AND BLUNDER I BELIEVE

Adios Amigo