"lighten up" its christmas !

[old gas bottle]

whats the funniest thing you have seen at work ?

when i was about 17 i piped up a counter with remote unit,the pipe was old and some was uncaped,my boss just used this as a training exasize, when i started to gas it up i saw a spider staring at me from the sight glass,it held on right upto the glass filled up then flew off in the direction of the TEV, made me howle.

whats yours.

[monkey spanners]

We used to do some work at a large bakery and the staff there thought it funny to throw stale cakes etc at you as you were working They put the cream and jam in doughnuts with these stainless steel fire extinguishers things and had obviously been having fights with them as the coldroom roof and evaporator where covered in jam etc. A specialist company was brought in to clean the room and the next day we got a call due to only two of the five fans running. When my mate Alex got there he found one fan aparently running at half speed, he removed the guard to investigate, the blade suddenly picked up speed and flew across the room and brained one of the the bakery staff The cleaning company had left the grub screws undone Karma at work methinks.

Cheers Jon