Football Croatia vs England

[Josip]

Hi, all

Tomorrow here in my home town will be a big football match

Croatia vs England

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Best regards, Josip

[chillin out]

I hope you win.

Best of luck.

Chillin

[Brian_UK]

If our lads are going over then stay indoors

[Andy P]

Croatia - recently one of my favourite teams (along with the "cheese-eating surrender monkeys")

cheers
Andy P

[slingblade]

"cheese-eating surrender monkeys

Watch out, that's how people get headbutted in the chest.

[Josip]

Hi, all

Croatia 2 : England 0

Sorry for bad luck, but that is only a game

Best regards, Josip

[Renato RR]

Good game !

Renato

[Argus]

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Fiasco

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[napter38]

great Croatia

[frank]

A little old couple prepare to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "One nil."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old
man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, Goal - 1-1".

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
says,"Penalty- 2-1."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty -
2-2."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Free
Kick - Goal, 3-2."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally
unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he craps in the bed.

The wife says, What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, change sides"

[US Iceman]

frank, I don't think the day can be improved on after reading that. My sides hurt!

[davej]

nice one frank, is the s**t referenece to the performance or just a general remark.