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06-04-2006, 10:39 PM #1
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Dog's life
Two dogs are sat in the vets.
The first dog asks the other what he's doing in there.
"I savaged the postman & they're having me put down" the second dog replies.
"Damned bad luck old son" says the first.
"What're you in for then?" asks the second.
"Oh, my owner was running the bath & as she was bending over to turn the taps off I came over all randy, jumped on her back & gave her one doggy-style".
"I suppose they're going to put you down too then?" asks the second dog glumly.
"Nah, she's put me in to have me nails clipped"
Noah had to leave the dinosaurs behind as they would've sunk the boat.
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23-02-2007, 08:53 PM #2
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Re: Dog's life
well that made me titter I need it after this week keep up the good work
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24-02-2007, 02:22 PM #3
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Re: Dog's life
hi guys i was just wondering how do i post a problem i have
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24-02-2007, 04:37 PM #4
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Re: Dog's life
Find a thread heading appropriate to your problem and 'start a new thread'.
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28-02-2007, 01:37 AM #5
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Re: Dog's life
She can put down her dog and I don't mind to take his place. LOL. Originally Posted by phil68
Two dogs are sat in the vets.
The first dog asks the other what he's doing in there.
"I savaged the postman & they're having me put down" the second dog replies.
"Damned bad luck old son" says the first.
"What're you in for then?" asks the second.
"Oh, my owner was running the bath & as she was bending over to turn the taps off I came over all randy, jumped on her back & gave her one doggy-style".
"I suppose they're going to put you down too then?" asks the second dog glumly.
"Nah, she's put me in to have me nails clipped"
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28-02-2007, 06:54 AM #6
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Re: Dog's life
Originally Posted by KayPoh
She can put down her dog and I don't mind to take his place. LOL.
Sick me says.
Have you actually seen her?
There is a picture of her HERE
NOTE: ADULT CONTENT, DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!!
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28-02-2007, 08:41 AM #7
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Re: Dog's life
Oh my gosh,
Take his place alright,
And then being squash,
And then listen to him ryhming like a humming bird.
Coz you got frog all over you.
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28-02-2007, 04:49 PM #8
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Re: Dog's life
Oh poor Viking, I can't imagine how you do her in. Originally Posted by The Viking
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28-02-2007, 10:16 PM #9
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Re: Dog's life
Thanks for that! Got me a couple of beers
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