He was in absolute ecstasy.


He had a huge smile on his face

as his girlfriend moved forwards,


then backwards, forward,


then backwards again....



back and forth...


back and forth...


in and out...in and out.



Her heart was pounding...


her face was flushed...then she moaned,


softly at first, then began to groan louder.



Finally,


now totally exhausted,


she slumped back


and let out an almighty scream


then shouted...






"OK, OK!


So I CAN'T park the fu*king car!


You do it, you smug *******!"