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    Brian_UK is offline Moderator I am starting to push the Mods: of RE Site Moderator : and general nice guy
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    He was in absolute ecstasy



    He was in absolute ecstasy.


    He had a huge smile on his face

    as his girlfriend moved forwards,


    then backwards, forward,


    then backwards again....



    back and forth...


    back and forth...


    in and out...in and out.



    Her heart was pounding...


    her face was flushed...then she moaned,


    softly at first, then began to groan louder.



    Finally,


    now totally exhausted,


    she slumped back


    and let out an almighty scream


    then shouted...






    "OK, OK!


    So I CAN'T park the fu*king car!


    You do it, you smug *******!"


    Brian - Newton Abbot, Devon, UK
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    Re: He was in absolute ecstasy

    he shouldn't have unchained her from the kitchen

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    Re: He was in absolute ecstasy

    Quote Originally Posted by install monkey View Post
    he shouldn't have unchained her from the kitchen
    Man, you're gonna burn in hell
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    Re: He was in absolute ecstasy

    i remember when i bought a big tele,until then my wife would not believe me when i told her there were two sets of goalposts in a footy match,as for parking the car if she did not have nice legs god only knows how she would have passed her driving test!

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