Can you help us please?

[mikeref]

Oit SpaceCadet

who you calling fraction man

thats 'Sir' to you boy
No fook*ng R's from chillerman

Gents who is this clown ? Have missed this one

So,where have you been C.M? Thought you would have been the first to view this thread. Should ask Mad to search the NZ hyperlink to see if this Aus-Ice fellow had any credentials. All this space travel, or astroplaning is making me dizzy.

[chillerman2006]

Are you qualified to work on refrigeration systems?
(come on guy's what would you expect me to say :-)

Haha Rb

have you checked his certs

R's chillerman

[chillerman2006]

So,where have you been C.M? Thought you would have been the first to view this thread. Should ask Mad to search the NZ hyperlink to see if this Aus-Ice fellow had any credentials. All this space travel, or astroplaning is making me dizzy.

Hi Mike

dunno mate never came up on 'whats new' till today

seems rather odd aussieice from nz

and when did the australasians start sending people in space ?

haha

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

its a good way to ensure the person ur dealing with is competant,also everyone knows aussies love tinkering in there sheds inventing stuff-so if aussie peeping tom is in space oggling me misses then he deserves a medal and maybe some more kleenex !!haha

Haha

You copying and doctor who-ing my posts Install

R's chillerman

[simon@parker]

ah cm ya made an apperance missed ya on this link hahahahaha cheeky burger this ozieice me a trainee roflmfao i wish life would be so easy where ya been then deleting posts or fraction ratings ?

[chillerman2006]

ah cm ya made an apperance missed ya on this link hahahahaha cheeky burger this ozieice me a trainee roflmfao i wish life would be so easy where ya been then deleting posts or fraction ratings ?

Working hard mate,

On one of WebRams moderation courses hahaha

On re-reading the post mate, I think he has me down as the trainee !

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

bet that wasnt cheap- harleys dont grow on trees.

Working hard mate,

On one of WebRams moderation courses hahaha

On re-reading the post mate, I think he has me down as the trainee !

R's chillerman

[chillerman2006]

bet that wasnt cheap- harleys dont grow on trees.

Haha Daddy W. A big payer mate

On the space subject has anyone seen the news lately, china plan to send humans into space, I can see the queue from here to get on a 'cheap chinese copy' spacecraft anyone fancy their last hot ride ?

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

lead based paint,poor quality counterfiet goods,if they cant control their reactors or wave machine then no thanks

[chillerman2006]

lead based paint,poor quality counterfiet goods,if they cant control their reactors or wave machine then no thanks

Exactly mate

A friend turned up at the MotoX track earlier in the year with a brand new cheap chinese pit bike (imitation MotoX) saying 'do you wanna swap bikes for a couple of laps' ............translated to english 'are you ready to meet your maker' ...... I politely declined and told him I will stick with my Japanese precision instrument for a track which includes 50+ foot triple jumps

R's chillerman

[paul_h]

On the space thing, people have been working on rockets with controllable thrust for re-entry.
Impressive ****.
http://www.youtube.com/armadilloaero...20/k_Xiq3dYJlM
http://www.youtube.com/armadilloaero...11/-ADKbHB-BO0

Jet packs soon lads!

[chillerman2006]

On the space thing, people have been working on rockets with controllable thrust for re-entry.
Impressive ****.
http://www.youtube.com/armadilloaero...20/k_Xiq3dYJlM
http://www.youtube.com/armadilloaero...11/-ADKbHB-BO0

Jet packs soon lads!

Not so sure I fancy riding round on a mini explosion strapped to my back
But the advert that came up at the same time was
http://www.chnlove.asia/join/register07.php
Their even giving there women to us now hahahaha


Here you are Mike, get in there mate !

R's chillerman

[MikeHolm]

Haha Daddy W. A big payer mate

On the space subject has anyone seen the news lately, china plan to send humans into space, I can see the queue from here to get on a 'cheap chinese copy' spacecraft anyone fancy their last hot ride ?

R's chillerman

There goes the neighbourhood

[MikeHolm]

Not so sure I fancy riding round on a mini explosion strapped to my back
But the advert that came up at the same time was
http://www.chnlove.asia/join/register07.php
Their even giving there women to us now hahahaha


Here you are Mike, get in there mate !

R's chillerman

That wasn't the advert I got. They want me to buy a furnace. Google tailors the ads to your browsing habits....take note CM...LOL

[simon@parker]

Working hard mate,

On one of WebRams moderation courses hahaha

On re-reading the post mate, I think he has me down as the trainee !

R's chillerman

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you gonna be a MOD now then CM ? we all have a lot to learn

[chillerman2006]

That wasn't the advert I got. They want me to buy a furnace. Google tailors the ads to your browsing habits....take note CM...LOL

Excellent I wondered why whatever I type in up pops plenty of hotties

Thanks google/youtube

[chillerman2006]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you gonna be a MOD now then CM ? we all have a lot to learn

Yep first thing to get sorted is one area to be axed - 'Domestics' has got to go

And two new area's to be opened

'Red Blooded Males' complete with on-line strip/lap dancing club & dating service (free to VIP members)

'Book Reading Club' for the lessor red blooded with train & plane spotting services (free to Anorak members)

There will also be an 'online postal pharmacy' specialising in the little 'blue pills' to help the lessor able members to enjoy the 'Red Blooded Males' section

Ole & last but not least, fractions will be replaced with 'brownie points' & 'gold stars' for the most controversial posters

Is there anyone that has any comments on the proposed changes ???

R's chillerman

[chillerman2006]

best guy i can point ya 2 to solve yr prob is chillerman 2006 he is top monkey at this kind of bollox will blow yr mind with tech stuff cant understand why he not jumped on this thread will prob wait for it to hit 350 comments for all the info to be there myself making an educated guess on this only if you look at wall in front of controller and then at controller am thinkin yr prob lies in between the two just a guess though that lol

Hahahaha

Simon is suggesting it is user error, the Rick with a D instead of R

dont know how to work his own equipment

most lads have that sust in their early teens, hehehe

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

define contraversial posts,i think ur recent posts turned a few stomachs!! im still having councilling !! haha

[chillerman2006]

Hi Install

They were not my posts really
I cant take all the credit for them on the other shhh place
2 girls 1 cup was p_h &
1 man 1 jar was from our friendly southern mod
but hey yeah the gore was all me,
just amazed how much a human body can take, quite astonishing
Eer did you see the one the other day with the gonads ripped right off - nice !

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

bet u generated more complaints than ever logged before,oh by the way u destroyed my funny vids thread, haha oh and i didnt know you werent allowed to use links from u tube- oops paul h -what are u listening to now is full of them!!!

[mikeref]

Ahh, so where is this Aus-ice now? Probably watching and keeping quiet. Too many of us here for him to deal with

[MikeHolm]

He done lost his air and is currently floating around Jupiter waiting for HAL to open the door.

[mikeref]

I think this Aus-ice person is from a specific group of superheroes, here to test our intelligence. As he has some knowledge of neutrinos, i believe he has been summoned by S.E.T.I., (search for extra terrestrial ..and so on), to show us how to save ourselves, but clearly, has no idea of our technology. Hidden camera captured this footage..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9rVRuehGU

[chillerman2006]

I know something he has as much lip and same doctor (a shrink) needs as that ''4 spanner badmechanic''

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

not had an update to this thread-has the spaceman fixed it??

[stufus]

He probably left the door open and got sucked off.
Occupational hazard I suppose .
Either that or the powers that be instructed him to delete it and deny all knowledge it ever existed .
But not being a MOD he hasn't got the power.....YET !!
Cheers
Stu

[install monkey]

if hes got a telescope to perv on my misses-he's prob jumped overboard!!! but if he knew the controls logic he could stalk young ladies-or she he's whatever floats his boat.
i wonder if he can see "mercury's climatic"stratosphere!!haha

[chillerman2006]

He probably left the door open and got sucked off.
Occupational hazard I suppose .
Either that or the powers that be instructed him to delete it and deny all knowledge it ever existed .
But not being a MOD he hasn't got the power.....YET !!
Cheers
Stu

Occupational hazard !

That would be a extremely welcome bonus !!

Stroll in the office & ''go on get your l**s round that Girl !''

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

post 78!! haha

[paul_h]

Hey, don't through me under the bus!
I never linked 12 cup girls! Just typed those characters out on my keyboard (in a different order ), there was no link directly to it!
OPs account creation, the need for an alt account, why maybe that alt account was created back in the beginning of september, and why it was used in the past week seem obvious to me?
I may type links to youtube, but I'm not dense like most who leave comments on youtube!

[chillerman2006]

Hey, don't through me under the bus!
I never linked 12 cup girls! Just typed those characters out on my keyboard (in a different order ), there was no link directly to it!

OPs account creation, the need for an alt account, why maybe that alt account was created back in the beginning of september, and why it was used in the past week seem obvious to me?
I may type links to youtube, but I'm not dense like most who leave comments on youtube!

Come on then Paul

Crawl out from under the bus then mate and claim the 'trophy'..No flies on you is there mate ? ......And dont deny the ''2 girls'' I had never heard of it till you said

BTW why dont you come and work here in UK for a few years mate...make your money & shoot back home...if works not the best at the minute....there is plenty here in London (always is) & the amount of 'monkeys' working there, your skills/knowledge & not forgetting your witt, will be most welcome.....could do all the ground work on job front for you here, if interested

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

you only wanna see what else he has on his porn drive haha.
the only reason aussies come to our neck of the woods is when theyre travelling,the flights are cheaper for when they do europe, unless theyre flogging widgets!!!

Come on then Paul

Crawl out from under the bus then mate and claim the 'trophy'..No flies on you is there mate ? ....have over a dozen of these as will not be told...this is my life, my world and I do as I please....as you worked out to the 'T' mate..And dont deny the ''2 girls'' I had never heard of it till you said

BTW why dont you come and work here in UK for a few years mate...make your money & shoot back home...if works not the best at the minute....there is plenty here in London (always is) & the amount of 'monkeys' working there, your skills/knowledge & not forgetting your witt, will be most welcome.....could do all the ground work on job front for you here, if interested

R's chillerman

[paul_h]

OOh a time machine quote Install.

Damn, I thought I had my PC and files a bit more secure.

CM I think everyone who posted in the thread knew, maybe I was the last?

As you know, I just glanced at some thread about space, then got distracted by shiny things and wanting a jet pack!

I don't think the UK will have me unless I know the difference between the words 'through' and 'throw"

[chillerman2006]

OOh a time machine quote Install.

Damn, I thought I had my PC and files a bit more secure.

CM I think everyone who posted in the thread knew, maybe I was the last?

As you know, I just glanced at some thread about space, then got distracted by shiny things and wanting a jet pack!

I don't think the UK will have me unless I know the difference between the words 'through' and 'throw"

They were all in from the start apart from, Super Quick MS aka Jon, & Grizzly was emailed quickly as we got concerned we had ruffled our friends feathers

Maybe should pass that trophy over to 'Jon' for his entertainment & being such a good sport

Hat Off to Jon

....................

Paul

What about the UK for a couple of years mate ? £40k easy a year or £50k+ with a bit of effort

I can think of 2 companies that would jump to take you on with all your knowledge, mate

R's chillerman

[paul_h]

Was never interested in the UK because all tragic classic rotor heads like me like in Australia, NZ or Puerto Rico.

But then I found this:
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C254533

Find me one of them in the 90s classic WRX subaru metallic blue and I'm there.
But europes economy is looking bleak, as in the UKs, as is the US, as is australia if US and china goes bad.
Maybe better to go to a country where they are used to not having much, so nothing to lose, like NZ?
of course my love for the mazda is influenced by my proximity to japan.
So if it's an impossible feat to find good mazdas there (or even a datsun 240z), I'd settle for a Aston Martin DB4 zagato, or even a fiat 8v. As you know how the saying goes, 'when in rome'...

[chillerman2006]

Was never interested in the UK because all tragic classic rotor heads like me like in Australia, NZ or Puerto Rico.

But then I found this:
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C254533

Find me one of them in the 90s classic WRX subaru metallic blue and I'm there.
...

Phew that RX3 is £15k another 5 & thats RS4 money !

Grab your passport & toothbrush Mate

here we go 237 of them from £1750 GBP / $2820 aus

http://www4.autotrader.co.uk/search/.../4/colour/blue

I'll work on your other requirements next

R's chillerman

EDIT: Argh just realised you want RX3 in scooby blue you must have £20k plus to burn, Mr moneybags

[chillerman2006]

Well here's you Datsun 240z

http://www4.autotrader.co.uk/classif...ge/1?logcode=p

[MikeHolm]

I could handle the 240z, no prob and if I had $20k back in 1990 I would be the proud owner of a DB6. I had no money at that time. Bugger. Man they are beautiful cars......

[simon@parker]

post 90 lmao

[chillerman2006]

I could handle the 240z, no prob and if I had $20k back in 1990 I would be the proud owner of a DB6. I had no money at that time. Bugger. Man they are beautiful cars......

Yeah, I agree nice motor and if a millionaire would have a few nice classics like Paul !

But you can now pick up an Audi RS4 for about £22k british pounds and they were £50k new

Talk about 'wolf in sheeps clothing'
Poodle all day long as safe family saloon and when alone and opportunity strikes 0-60 in well under 5 seconds corners like on rails (4x4)
and cruises at 150mph - the only car to grab for 20,000 uk bucks

post 90 lmao

Haha I know mate - do you think anyone knows your 'AussieIce' yet ?

R's chillerman

[MikeHolm]

Yeah, I agree nice motor and if a millionaire would have a few nice classics like Paul !

But you can now pick up an Audi RS4 for about £22k british pounds and they were £50k new

Talk about 'wolf in sheeps clothing'
Poodle all day long as safe family saloon and when alone and opportunity strikes 0-60 in well under 5 seconds corners like on rails (4x4)
and cruises at 150mph - the only car to grab for 20,000 uk bucks


Haha I know mate - do you think anyone knows your 'AussieIce' yet ?

R's chillerman

Yea maybe, but it is no DB6...............

[simon@parker]

Talk about 'wolf in sheeps clothing


Haha I know mate - do you think anyone knows your 'AussieIce' yet ?

R's chillerman

lol yr words not mine lmfao sticky thread this 350 easy roflmao

[chillerman2006]

Mike

You can get a nice DB9 now for reasonable money

Anyone wanna play 007 ???

http://www4.autotrader.co.uk/classif...1500?logcode=p

Simon

Wonder if AussieIce managed to find a way to block out them neutrino's

R's chillerman

[stufus]

CM Corners like it's on rail's !!! Who told you that Julia Roberts. LMAO
Now your taking the p*ss ,
AussieIce must be finding it difficult to log in these days.
Probably on the Dark side of the moon.
Cheers
Stu

[chillerman2006]

CM Corners like it's on rail's !!! Who told you that Julia Roberts. LMAO
Now your taking the p*ss ,
AussieIce must be finding it difficult to log in these days.
Probably on the Dark side of the moon.
Cheers
Stu

Hi Stu

would not mind Julia Roberts telling me something, starting in 'give' & ending in 'more'

must have missed it on the other post....believe all quattros corner like on magnetic rails mate (not the fiesta)

have to keep seat upright, left foot on rest and hang on damn tight and feather that throttle

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

cm isnt a rs4 a poor mans m3?? haha or is it a chelsea tractor??? haha

Yeah, I agree nice motor and if a millionaire would have a few nice classics like Paul !

But you can now pick up an Audi RS4 for about £22k british pounds and they were £50k new

Talk about 'wolf in sheeps clothing'
Poodle all day long as safe family saloon and when alone and opportunity strikes 0-60 in well under 5 seconds corners like on rails (4x4)
and cruises at 150mph - the only car to grab for 20,000 uk bucks


Haha I know mate - do you think anyone knows your 'AussieIce' yet ?

R's chillerman

[chillerman2006]

cm isnt a rs4 a poor mans m3?? haha or is it a chelsea tractor??? haha

No deffo not

Who told you that, slap them for lieing !

the reason they fitted mirrors to RS4's is to watch m3's dissappear haha

and what have bmw done now with m3, copied audi with engine size but forgot about the 4x4 needed to harness the power, so still ****e, back end wonders, even with all the electrics ....... Got invited by bmw to track day at rockingham, raced all their cars and took x5 on off road track....not impressed by any of them

R's chillerman

[monkey spanners]

I'd have a Lancia Delta Integrale evo1 if i had the money, am making do with this at the moment as it satisfies my liking for twin head lights!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwr-_sKdCvo

If you can't go quicker than everyone else go slowerer!

Jon

[MikeHolm]

Mike

You can get a nice DB9 now for reasonable money

Anyone wanna play 007 ???

http://www4.autotrader.co.uk/classif...1500?logcode=p

Simon

Wonder if AussieIce managed to find a way to block out them neutrino's

R's chillerman

apologies to anyone who drives an automatic BUT........it is a crime to buy a lovely sports car with an auto, even if its a tip - bloody- tronic. Poor excuse for a standard....