Help!!

**install monkey** · 13-09-2011, 09:07 PM

i used to use other social network sites-naming no names but i think i am becoming addicted to RE!! As soon as i get home,i shovel me tea down and im hooked!!
Searching threads,replying and messaging,i ignore the wife waffling on about soaps,the kids are running riot and the only time im off here is whenni go to bed!!!!
Is there any type of help out there or do i continue to go on this site?i think it will get worse too, im building a shelf to fit me mrs so i can check for updates whilst on the job!!!!,might have to armaflex sheet it to stop vibration wobbling the screen!!!

al · 13-09-2011, 09:12 PM

Install

This site can provide all the help and support you need, no need to go anywhere else....

now just lay on the couch there and let it all out (you are female aren't you)

psychoal

**install monkey** · 13-09-2011, 09:19 PM

al if u wanna rub me boobs then u can have a quick rub,but soz im all man monkey haha! ive even paid £5 for an hour of wifi whilst in fulham,drinking beer and posting!!! only got an hour though so dont take offence if i dont reply!!and u cant bribe me with banana's u sicko

Originally Posted by al

Install

This site can provide all the help and support you need, no need to go anywhere else....

now just lay on the couch there and let it all out (you are female aren't you)

psychoal

al · 13-09-2011, 09:22 PM

Oh there's much worse than banana's believe me, have you not seen what a vacuum pump can do??

Now tell me abouz your mozzer.....

al

**chillerman2006** · 13-09-2011, 09:29 PM

InstallMonkey

If you find the answer let me know... having same problem

even taken a full time job to kirb me typers wrist I now suffer with

but what did I do yesterday... bought a net book and mobile internet for work

so I dont miss nothing ... there should a cure or control measure brought out soon

as this seems to be a reaccurring problem

for many members

Regards Chillerman

**install monkey** · 13-09-2011, 09:33 PM

cm we should be limited by time per day,give others chance to spout info/spam,as for al wanting to pull a 30inch vac on me narna!! ive not even met his parents!!maybe another pupil for the naughty table???? does mr parkerhave any views on this???

**mikeref** · 14-09-2011, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by install monkey

i used to use other social network sites-naming no names but i think i am becoming addicted to RE!! As soon as i get home,i shovel me tea down and im hooked!!
Searching threads,replying and messaging,i ignore the wife waffling on about soaps,the kids are running riot and the only time im off here is whenni go to bed!!!!
Is there any type of help out there or do i continue to go on this site?i think it will get worse too, im building a shelf to fit me mrs so i can check for updates whilst on the job!!!!,might have to armaflex sheet it to stop vibration wobbling the screen!!!

I.M. Good to see someone else has the same addiction

. Wasn't game to say anything about my illness incase someone thought i was stupid

. So, maybe we can set up an R.E. rehab clinic or something. What's that!... Thought i heard sounds of disapproval somewhere? How was your day? Hmm, started by switching on computer, went to R.E., moved on to phone calls, back to R.E, more R.E., out to job #1, back to R.E,... and so forth

. Thankfully, i don't have a laptop otherwise i'd never get anything done. Sad situation, i know..

**install monkey** · 14-09-2011, 08:07 AM

I think once we own up to having this problem we're on the slippery slope!
Congrats for realising u have an addiction,but as it is not realised in the medical profession but the closest symptom to this is called GEEKINESS!!!
By limiting time of access will just make us go get another laptop/notebook with an additional connection to double the access time!
CM had a bad case of it and now instead of vegetating infront of the pc eating spaghetti in his string vest whilst sitting in his soiled underwear(got a bit too carried away)
Has got a job lets see how this affects his ailment!
Until then keep taking the blue pill (others are available)
And get well soon

**mikeref** · 14-09-2011, 08:50 AM

You really think the blue pill will help? Somehow i feel i should just just take the red pill and go back to getting a good nights sleep. Besides, this Friday afternoon, school's out for two weeks, again, and i,ve got the young ones at home causing all sorts of havoc

. As my missus works away from home, i now have extra cooking and washing to do, not that i really mind, just.. i won't be able to spend as much time here

. The 13 Y.O. will want to confiscate my computer for hours of chatting to her friends on Facebook or Twitter.. Mike.

**install monkey** · 14-09-2011, 10:49 PM

i have the same problem-me daughter also 13 deletes me manuals and install pics for playing the sims,roblox and other crap,also does her homework and saves it in my documents!!!the lad has his own pc in his room so im safe there-he just goes on porn sites!!haha taking 2 blue pills as i missed 1 yesterday!!

**mikeref** · 14-09-2011, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by install monkey

i have the same problem-me daughter also 13 deletes me manuals and install pics for playing the sims,roblox and other crap,also does her homework and saves it in my documents!!!the lad has his own pc in his room so im safe there-he just goes on porn sites!!haha taking 2 blue pills as i missed 1 yesterday!!

Ha, when i searching for pics off me camera, i have to wade through all the extras, photo's of her friends, dogs, cats, birds, fish etc

. Her cousin won't be here these holidays as she is going to Vietnam with her parents. This means more time on computer chatting to her no doubt. Less time for ME!

**install monkey** · 14-09-2011, 11:28 PM

the newer generation are buggers for technology,they guess your passwords,move folders and take over ur pc-you buy them 1 to stop viewing 300 pics of ur pet hamster.and they dont use it.they know that your processor and memory configuration is far superior to theirs and they use it as a door stop.
also its no good to you as all your manuals are elsewhere.also you cant fob them off with board games or money!
not to mention them posting gay/sarcastic comments on your social network sites

**simon@parker** · 15-09-2011, 02:42 PM

hahahahahahahaha have just seen this

i know bit slow but i was very busy at weekend managed to stay off here for over 12hrs i impressed myself but i do check in morning to see if owt interesting has been put on and since i working on a site that has excelent 3g i peruse it during day just to see wots going on cos i get bored polishing aircon ya can only rub it so much before paint comes off lol

if u get yr young ones an ipod touch they can go on internet through wireless and do all there facebooking and other stuff worked for me its great i do most of my web browsing on my phone would be lost without it

**chillerman2006** · 15-09-2011, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by install monkey

CM had a bad case of it and now instead of vegetating infront of the pc eating spaghetti in his string vest whilst sitting in his soiled underwear(got a bit too carried away)
Has got a job lets see how this affects his ailment!
Until then keep taking the blue pill (others are available)
And get well soon

Install .... you peeking through my windows again- peeping monkey

knocking one out was ya ?

And stop sniffing in my dirty washing basket

its not healthy !

As for work...my new netbook and hsdpa mobile internet will ensure, I get a regular fix

My pills are Red... taken only when given an headache - nurofen + have consumed plenty of late !!

Regards Chillerman

**install monkey** · 15-09-2011, 09:22 PM

got daughter an i pod 18mth aho now she's crowbarred an i pad out of us,it wont be long till its a touchscren pc!!! im gonna have to do more overtime!!! also i go on re on mr iphone at work-a quick fix when i get a spare 30mins!! or when its potty time!-multitasking is the way forward!!

Originally Posted by simon@parker

hahahahahahahaha have just seen this

i know bit slow but i was very busy at weekend managed to stay off here for over 12hrs i impressed myself but i do check in morning to see if owt interesting has been put on and since i working on a site that has excelent 3g i peruse it during day just to see wots going on cos i get bored polishing aircon ya can only rub it so much before paint comes off lol

if u get yr young ones an ipod touch they can go on internet through wireless and do all there facebooking and other stuff worked for me its great i do most of my web browsing on my phone would be lost without it

**chillerman2006** · 15-09-2011, 09:32 PM

So Gents

with all this addiction going round

what is the attraction ?

Is it just you want technical info ?

Is it just you want to have a laugh ?

Or is it a combination of the two, as in you enjoy the technical side but also want to just chat and have a laugh at the same time ?

And these questions are aimed at everyone on the forum

I would like to understand what is the attraction here & your personal preferences

R's chillerman

**install monkey** · 15-09-2011, 09:38 PM

its a way of escaping the norm,have a laugh,learning is fun and sharing info and knowledge mainly with those who appreciate the time u spend searching and giving advice,hopefully getting updates of how the job has progressed, also to see how many naughty points cm can rack up!!!haha

al · 15-09-2011, 10:11 PM

For me it's both, oh and the pictures really help too....it's way better than the american forums!

al

**simon@parker** · 15-09-2011, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by install monkey

its a way of escaping the norm,have a laugh,learning is fun and sharing info and knowledge mainly with those who appreciate the time u spend searching and giving advice,hopefully getting updates of how the job has progressed, also to see how many naughty points cm can rack up!!!haha

yep yr rite its very interesting and how to i get these kudos points

lmao

**install monkey** · 15-09-2011, 10:34 PM

it also promotes harmony in the home-she watches soaps and waffles on the phone,i ignore her whist reading about widgets ! simples

**monkey spanners** · 15-09-2011, 11:15 PM

I like fixing things and learning how things work, so when i've run out of real things to fix or the phone hasn't rung i can attempt to fix things on here instead!

I've learnt loads of stuff from the knowledgeable people here and as i work mostly on my own it keeps me up to speed with the industry.

I think it motivates me to do a better job too as i try to keep up to a standard that people here would be happy with, its easy to get jaded when all you see is cheap rubbish poorly installed for whiney customers, so stopping by here stops me getting lazy or feeling like cutting corners.

Jon

**MikeHolm** · 16-09-2011, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by monkey spanners

I like fixing things and learning how things work, so when i've run out of real things to fix or the phone hasn't rung i can attempt to fix things on here instead!

I've learnt loads of stuff from the knowledgeable people here and as i work mostly on my own it keeps me up to speed with the industry.

I think it motivates me to do a better job too as i try to keep up to a standard that people here would be happy with, its easy to get jaded when all you see is cheap rubbish poorly installed for whiney customers, so stopping by here stops me getting lazy or feeling like cutting corners.

Jon

You guys all have it good, I don't even own a computer, can't type, get kicked out of bed every morning before I go to sleep, walk to work up hill both ways, licking the road to keep it clean. Try to learn stuff to keep the oldtimers disease at bay, come on the forum (did i say i can't type) just on the hopes to be in a Heavy Diesel vid an make my fame and fortune........What do I get? Enough folks from around the world with knowledge to make my head explode .....and they like beer. I'm addicted.....

**mikeref** · 16-09-2011, 01:17 AM

Where did my text go?? Just not getting through at all. Can't seem to get R.E. stable on computer. Think i'll round up a pigeon or two and send a note that way.

**stufus** · 16-09-2011, 10:07 AM

I think its pretty much all of the above, ignore the wife and kids,have a laugh,share a little learn a lot.
But what i enjoy the most is the little things you pick up about trouble shooting, things that others drop into thread which are so simple you wonder why you never thought of it before.
Then you tell anyone who will listen you thought of it

And waiting for chillerman to get whipped by the mods again is edge of the seat stuff

i
cheers
Stu

**chillerman2006** · 16-09-2011, 01:31 PM

Well Thankyou Gents
I am glad I keep you amused

Life is toooo short to not have a laugh & it helps keep you young at heart

To answer my own questions:

I really enjoy learning from some really great minds here

Equally helping others when/where I can

But also enjoy just as much laughing till my sides & cheeks hurt !
The quick witted answers from many are hilarious & really make my day

R's chillerman

**mikeref** · 17-09-2011, 02:21 AM

What is this then?? Thought that link was under Magoo's name?

al · 17-09-2011, 02:54 PM

Now Mike, are you one of the amateur stars??

al

**MikeHolm** · 17-09-2011, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by al

Now Mike, are you one of the amateur stars??

al

Don't get the mikes mixed up, "just a gigolo, and everywhere i go, ......."

**install monkey** · 17-09-2011, 06:29 PM

quote" walk to work up hill both ways, licking the road to keep it clean!"
mike ur gonna have to post a pic of u as ive never seen a tongue wagging window licking gigalo! haha

Originally Posted by MikeHolm

Don't get the mikes mixed up, "just a gigolo, and everywhere i go, ......."

**simon@parker** · 17-09-2011, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by install monkey

quote" walk to work up hill both ways, licking the road to keep it clean!"
mike ur gonna have to post a pic of u as ive never seen a tongue wagging window licking gigalo! haha

omg yr lowering the tone again there monkey shame on you and to be honest if he gonna post a pic can it be of a very hot piece of totty lol

with very little on

and can i be her friend on facebook lmao

**install monkey** · 17-09-2011, 06:50 PM

i just want to show my daughter so she knows no to take sweets off him when she's in the park!haha

Originally Posted by simon@parker

omg yr lowering the tone again there monkey shame on you and to be honest if he gonna post a pic can it be of a very hot piece of totty lol

with very little on

and can i be her friend on facebook lmao

**simon@parker** · 17-09-2011, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by install monkey

i just want to show my daughter so she knows no to take sweets off him when she's in the park!haha

you send her to oz a lot on her own do ya lmao

:P

**install monkey** · 17-09-2011, 07:17 PM

si ur globe has been mutilated toronto is in canada not oz!! have u stopped drinking since last night! u do know afghanistan isnt in france dont you!! haha
i was refering to showing my daughter a stereo typical gigalo-anyway mad fridgie's visiting soon and he lives a few miles away-you never know, and with chillerman trying to arrange a mass fishing trip without carbon rods-the world is a small place!

**simon@parker** · 17-09-2011, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by install monkey

si ur globe has been mutilated toronto is in canada not oz!! have u stopped drinking since last night! u do know afghanistan isnt in france dont you!! haha
i was refering to showing my daughter a stereo typical gigalo-anyway mad fridgie's visiting soon and he lives a few miles away-you never know, and with chillerman trying to arrange a mass fishing trip without carbon rods-the world is a small place!

omg int it ? dam thought i would be gettin free wine and a tan bugger wheres this fishin trip 2 then ? and why do you need rods and yes i stopped drinkin at 3 am should have kept going though i think my brain been going backwards all day and now i have just been informed i gotta watch x factor am stayin in kitchen will be on me facebooks annoyin everyone i think

in france lol

**install monkey** · 17-09-2011, 07:53 PM

knowing chillerman the fishing trip is to the local stables to try and bag a horse,the only rod u need is in ur keks!!

Originally Posted by simon@parker

omg int it ? dam thought i would be gettin free wine and a tan bugger wheres this fishin trip 2 then ? and why do you need rods and yes i stopped drinkin at 3 am should have kept going though i think my brain been going backwards all day and now i have just been informed i gotta watch x factor am stayin in kitchen will be on me facebooks annoyin everyone i think

in france lol

**simon@parker** · 17-09-2011, 08:01 PM

knowing chillerman the fishing trip is to the local stables to try and bag a horse,the only rod u need is in ur keks!!

well i am not into donkeys or cups lmao and if i wanna pick up i go on facebook

lol easy

**MikeHolm** · 17-09-2011, 08:38 PM

Want some candy little girl?....."Eying little girls with bad intents.....aqualung"

**MikeHolm** · 17-09-2011, 08:39 PM

Wish I could meet with you, CM and Mad for the fishing trip, dudes

**chillerman2006** · 17-09-2011, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by MikeHolm

Wish I could meet with you, CM and Mad for the fishing trip, dudes

Well am sure there's a training course here that the mrs would think was beneficial to your business mate

R's chillerman

**install monkey** · 17-09-2011, 08:44 PM

haha the big bad wolf!/coyote!!

Originally Posted by MikeHolm

Want some candy little girl?....."Eying little girls with bad intents.....aqualung"

**chillerman2006** · 17-09-2011, 09:24 PM

'Install' whats 'MikeRef' been upto ??? He's posts have been edited by the Boss, maybe he's on his way to getting some extra points too

He's normaly here by now too, do you think he's bumped into the big bad wolf ???

R's chillerman

**install monkey** · 17-09-2011, 09:35 PM

he built a handrail and went on re on- what did we do today!
he offered me daughter sweets? dunno-are these fractions like asbos?

al · 17-09-2011, 09:40 PM

CM

Maybe they're having a, ahem, private chat.....

al

**chillerman2006** · 17-09-2011, 09:44 PM

'Install' he has two above edited 'Al' oooooo

**install monkey** · 17-09-2011, 09:49 PM

**** i was checking mike holm-wrong one

al · 17-09-2011, 09:54 PM

You do need help IM..

al

**mikeref** · 17-09-2011, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by chillerman2006

'Install' whats 'MikeRef' been upto ??? He's posts have been edited by the Boss, maybe he's on his way to getting some extra points too

He's normaly here by now too, do you think he's bumped into the big bad wolf ???

R's chillerman

Yes people, i had to have a quick chat with our boss. Hopefully, i won't be put in the same lockup with another member here.

**install monkey** · 18-09-2011, 12:04 AM

mikes had 2 posts edited due to posting links! apparently-maybe for them furnace filters?? haha

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