Look What I Found

[desA]

LOL... at least that one don't back-chat, or give verbal.

[install monkey]

you wouldnt need to chain it to the sink,or tell it you love her and when youve finished you can just get off. you can have it as often as you want but youll have to learn too cook!!! haha

[chillerman2006]

May be if Miss Plastic started up a training school we could all send the other halfs for no nonsense training !

[install monkey]

me mrs would eat her-literally- haha

May be if Miss Plastic started up a training school we could all send the other halfs for no nonsense training !

[chillerman2006]

me mrs would eat her-literally- haha

argh ! thats a shame I was thinking we could ask DesA to set the curriculum

1: lying on your back
2: lying on your front
3: soooking
4: house hold duties

[install monkey]

he could calculate fluid movement through a latex medium,frictional loss and induced kinetic energy!haha

[MikeHolm]

No no, for our Des, she must be the marrying type although it looks like she is saying "I do"....

[MikeHolm]

OH hell, I respond to something on the previous page and miss all the subsequent stuff. Must be the beer.

[install monkey]

hijacker-please ensure posts are relevent haha,hope she comes with a puncture repair kit

OH hell, I respond to something on the previous page and miss all the subsequent stuff. Must be the beer.

[chillerman2006]

hijacker-please ensure posts are relevent haha,hope she comes with a puncture repair kit

Why you thinking of giving her a little 'pri_ck' ?

[install monkey]

it might be small but it has plenty of wallop!haha

Why you thinking of giving her a little 'pri_ck' ?

[chillerman2006]

it might be small but it has plenty of wallop!haha

Got you with that one a ? you did make it hard to resist

And whats all this wallop ? Is that manc for juice ? on second thoughts we dont wanna know

[install monkey]

its not the size of the nail its how u hammer it!!! haha

[chillerman2006]

its not the size of the nail its how u hammer it!!! haha

Hammer it in ! Dont you know you gotta treat a women gently ? like a delicate rose, well thats after you spent ages trying to get round the thorns

[cadwaladr]

i guess she doesnt answer back or better still she has no mother!!

[install monkey]

like a rose-my arse-caveman stylie!! hit em over the head,drag em back to ur cave!!!! haha

Hammer it in ! Dont you know you gotta treat a women gently ? like a delicate rose, well thats after you spent ages trying to get round the thorns

[chillerman2006]

like a rose-my arse-caveman stylie!! hit em over the head,drag em back to ur cave!!!! haha

looking at your avatar, you sure thats not cave women stylie your on about ?

[chillerman2006]

i guess she doesnt answer back or better still she has no mother!!

Hows that better you gotta have the mother too, to check that they pass down their experiences

Mumma plastic !

[install monkey]

chillerman u have achieved jedi status u can post with no pic-pity i clocked ur posts age and join date![hand gesture] haha

looking at your avatar, you sure thats not cave women stylie your on about ?

[desA]

LOL... this thread makes for an early morning laugh...

[mikeref]

Hammer it in ! Dont you know you gotta treat a women gently ? like a delicate rose, well thats after you spent ages trying to get round the thorns

And if the relationship doesn't work, you can take your frustration out on miss plastic, without fear of criminal charges http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e8wg...eature=related

[chillerman2006]

And if the relationship doesn't work, you can take your frustration out on miss plastic, without fear of criminal charges http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e8wg...eature=related

Nice one Mike !

Dont want Install feeling left out as DesA found me a new bit of plastic fluff, so here's one for you mate, 'miss superhero plastic
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[install monkey]

hope it has a teflon coating like me haha

Nice one Mike !

Dont want Install feeling left out as DesA found me a new bit of plastic fluff, so here's one for you mate, 'miss superhero plastic
One 4 Install.png

[MikeHolm]

You guy have the most interesting pastimes. Me, I just work.......brain as big as a planet and look at what they have me doing.....I'm so sad.....(thanks to hitchhikers Guide) . I need a rubber doll

[chillerman2006]

You guy have the most interesting pastimes. Me, I just work.......brain as big as a planet and look at what they have me doing.....I'm so sad.....(thanks to hitchhikers Guide) . I need a rubber doll

Argh Mike

I did work today, after checking into Re & then when finished raced home for more !

[chillerman2006]

And if the relationship doesn't work, you can take your frustration out on miss plastic, without fear of criminal charges http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e8wg...eature=related

Gotta keep this link going its a good one, Mike

Did you check out shameless & shameless usa, they are brilliant, the only programme's that stops me on Re for an hour, there just hilarious & my first own home being on a rough old council estate, I can relate to most of it, just glad thats twenty+ years ago now

[mikeref]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/6651.jpgHows this for twisting your mind?

[chillerman2006]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/6651.jpgHows this for twisting your mind?

Ha argh ! have seen one of those mate & I just read it as normal... just flows no problem...strange though is n't it

R's chillerman

[MikeHolm]

Done, easy peasy.........OK how come you Brits say "simples" with an S rather than just simple? As in " I just finished that project, simples". Just curious....

[install monkey]

You guy have the most interesting pastimes. Me, I just work.......brain as big as a planet and look at what they have me doing.....I'm so sad.....(thanks to hitchhikers Guide) . I need a rubber doll

Mike your in luck if got a used one,im gonna mail it to ya,just get it before the ur misses opens it. It should be easy to recognise because i couldnt deflate it.its filled with nitrogen as it is inert,non flammable and is more stable than air, its pumped up to 20bar as to stretch the seams,like me mrs. Haha

[chillerman2006]

Done, easy peasy.........OK how come you Brits say "simples" with an S rather than just simple? As in " I just finished that project, simples". Just curious....

Hey Mr Mike

Us Brits do talk propa annit lads ?

It's just simple over here too but we do have some simples here just like most countries

R's chillerman

[chillerman2006]

Mike your in luck if got a used one,im gonna mail it to ya,just get it before the ur misses opens it. It should be easy to recognise because i couldnt deflate it.its filled with nitrogen as it is inert,non flammable and is more stable than air, its pumped up to 20bar as to stretch the seams,like me mrs. Haha

'Install' I hope you steam cleaned before sending as it may not make it through Air Freight ... all liquids now have to be in clear bottles no hidden substances especially white flakey powder

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

i sterilized it and waxed it,i also used vulcanising cement to fill in the teeth marks, and i buffed her cheeks too.haha

'Install' I hope you steam cleaned before sending as it may not make it through Air Freight ... all liquids now have to be in clear bottles no hidden substances especially white flakey powder

R's chillerman

[r.bartlett]

Done, easy peasy.........OK how come you Brits say "simples" with an S rather than just simple? As in " I just finished that project, simples". Just curious....

This ad made simples a household word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ust9YBlEfY

[install monkey]

She-Male Love Doll


mikes gonna be well chuffed with his prezzie!!!! haha

[MikeHolm]

Mike your in luck if got a used one,im gonna mail it to ya,just get it before the ur misses opens it. It should be easy to recognise because i couldnt deflate it.its filled with nitrogen as it is inert,non flammable and is more stable than air, its pumped up to 20bar as to stretch the seams,like me mrs. Haha

Non flammable...ohh yeaa...20 bar, im not into the overweight ones

[MikeHolm]

She-Male Love Doll


mikes gonna be well chuffed with his prezzie!!!! haha

Oh look, strong breasts, what he hell does that mean....

[MikeHolm]

This ad made simples a household word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ust9YBlEfY

Oh I like that....simples

[install monkey]

id be more worried about the 8 inch wanger!!!

Oh look, strong breasts, what he hell does that mean....

[mikeref]

not

id be more worried about the 8 inch wanger!!!

Strong breasts?

[install monkey]

she doesnt scratch her arse with that finger!!haha

[mikeref]

she doesnt scratch her arse with that finger!!haha

I.M. she is telling you to "Try me... and see how far you get, ass-ole!." i'd try,.. for a knot on the bedpost , sadly, , i don't know her and, i am married! ..mike, Aus.

[install monkey]

well, she does need a bit of decorating,new curtains, a bit of plastering and touching up with paint.
i bet her fridge works fine and theres nowt wrong with her plumbing!!! haha

not
Strong breasts?

[MikeHolm]

Oh, those breasts are strong, so strong they need a winch to move them.

[mikeref]

Ah, so how was your weekend C.M? Yes Mike,(Toronto), you can stop dribbling over her now . Thinking C.M. had something like this, minus the self harming bit.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6cV...eature=related

[MikeHolm]

Ah, so how was your weekend C.M? Yes Mike,(Toronto), you can stop dribbling over her now . Thinking C.M. had something like this, minus the self harming bit.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6cV...eature=related

Haha, fitting end

[r.bartlett]

chaps

This is a family forum.Please respect those who do not share your sense of humour...

[chillerman2006]

chaps

This is a family forum.Please respect those who do not share your sense of humour...

'FAMILY FORUM' ? ? ? you been at the whacky backy Mate ? this is an adult site ..... no kids I know repair fridges ! Do you ?

Your not even allowed on a building site till your 18 ... 21 unsupervised

RB to be fare mate we are quite tame on here - quite well behaved really

you wanna see some of the stuff on facebook & that is a family site

the kids share more porn n jack & danny pics than you got hidden under your tools in the shed

R's chillerman

[install monkey]

cm-went to show me lad 2 girls and a cup and before it had loaded he said oh i saw that when i was 12!!!!!
i didnt know about it till yesterday-ps my 17 yr old can flare!!!-but he isnt on this forum-he's usually on world of warcraft/facebook/pornhub-not in that order!!

[MikeHolm]

Thank god i'm pure