++warning++

[chillin out]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female

[botrous]

Holly **** , I have to take care , but I can't refuse a drink from a beauty as long as she is a beauty

[US Iceman]

Hi All,

When the pub closing time approaches they all look nice.

The secret the next morning is to be able to chew your arm off without waking them up. A similar thing our american coyotes will do when caught in a trap.

Perhaps it is better to cut your losses and run

One of the more sadistic approaches used is to wear spandex also. Anyone can wear this right?

A good laugh on the blonde jokes and this one.

[botrous]

When the pub closing time approaches they all look nice.

Not in my scanner , it works better when the closing time approches , it's the best time to hunt . . . . . . . . . . .

[neil sailes]

Hi all.
Remember if your mates don't see her, how ever ugly she may be, you can still tell them that she was a stunner and get some credit out of it.

Neil

[botrous]

Hi all.
Remember if your mates don't see her, how ever ugly she may be, you can still tell them that she was a stunner and get some credit out of it.

Is that what you usually dooo ???

[neil sailes]

Too right, thats what I used to do before settling down.
As the old saying goes any holes a goal.

Neil.

[botrous]

As the old saying goes any holes a goal.

The drain ???

[frank]

As the old saying goes any holes a goal.

English Humour - you can't beat it

The drain ???

[botrous]

Any hole includes the drain

[benncool]

Here in the US, if a girl is real ugly then she is a "2 bagger"

When you are making love you put one bag on her head. You put the other bag on your head incase her's falls off.

[botrous]

When you are making love you put one bag on her head. You put the other bag on your head incase her's falls off.

Precaution is as duty

[neil sailes]

I've seen national lampoons high school re-union, 'with the double bagger in effect' and that was pretty bad.

Neil

[chillin out]

Remember beauty is only skin deep,

(but uglyness goes right to the bone)

[Bones]

2 Bagger

We call em Dingo's over here, because if a dingo gets caught it will bite its own limb off rather then getting stuck where it is

[nh3wizard]

Ive never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure have woke up with a few!!!!!!!

[Bones]

ahaha! made my morning here, so true!

[The MG Pony]

any holes a goal? where the men are men and the sheep are nervuse LOL or was that Nz?

[old gas bottle]

if its got tits or wheels its gonner be trouble !

[frank]

if its got tits or wheels its gonner be trouble !

I think this one should be in the English Sayings section

[nh3wizard]

Never trust anything that can bleed for seven days and live

[The MG Pony]

wrong forum.

[nh3wizard]

wrong forum.

Whys that?

[frank]

MG Pony replied to a double post that I deleted.