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14-01-2011, 01:09 PM #201
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14-01-2011, 04:28 PM #202
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Now you know you shouldn't assume ..... as it has been written that assumption is the mother of all F**** ups
Can the boat be fixed? ...well of course it probably can ...if you have the materials and skill and time available. . .. are there any rapids further down the river ?
Do we jump or stay with the boat?Reality is an elusion created by alcohol deficiency. Quaff and enjoy. [Yorkshire, UK]
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14-01-2011, 07:09 PM #203
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Or how about 100/3/24=1.38 mph. But that only gives you an average speed travelled, it doesn't give you the lowest or highest speeds or the amount of time you stopped. Other variables may include the following parameters and protocols.
You may have been walking up and down hills, waiting at pelican crossings (120 secs), waiting for the ferry or for "st Christopher" at peak times to shoulder back you across a torrent river (3600 secs), catching sheep to run over a minefield so you can walk across it safely (after you've sh*gged them of course(and doing this you would probably run back and forth clocking up more distance which you'd more than likely forget to include as a variable)) (7200; 18000 secs), bribing the immigration and border patrols to let you carry on walking in your fake Timberland boots (7200 secs), convincing the chuck wagon that you'll pay them for your spam and egg sandwich the next time you pass this way (600 secs), having a good dump or a slash or both ( 120;1200 secs, finding and reading a few wank mags (and maybe some adjusting some other parameter whilst reading them) 600;1800 secs, being chased by a bull or a wasp (in which case you might gain on any time you may have lost whilst performing some of the latter (providing your running in the right direction of course)). To name a few.
It would be interesting to see what the equation might look like with the addition of the above correction factors?
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15-01-2011, 12:55 AM #204
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desA,
You have no idea what the o'brien is like, but i give you credit for being one of the first new members to spot where this is going. this is getting on for 2005/6 all over again.
I will limit my comments to that, as i promised one of the Moderators I would do so.
Edit, Apologies to everyone else who has twigged what is going on, i have not just singled-out desA for recognition, regards to all. You know who you are.Last edited by slingblade; 15-01-2011 at 01:09 AM. Reason: yes i have a reason, stop asking.
Takes a licking, keeps on ticking.
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15-01-2011, 09:54 AM #205
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Row row row our boat, gentley down the stream, merrly merrly merrly merrly live is but a dream....well....its a dream world where that bollicks with the bear avatar lives anyway. I change my mind. I think the dream boy should be encorouged. We need to understand him, let him nurture us. We need to be more accepting and caring of schpecial people
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24-01-2011, 04:52 AM #206
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I thought I'd bump this thread again....well, because, you know.....I miss it. No no, I really do. There must be more of you out there that miss it too. Although i do see there is another thread, involving you know who....wink wink, that has drawn some attention. I mean the man has to be admired for is abilty to type so so many words. That in itself is a feat to be revered!!. Let alone all the proper punctuation, paragraphing, references etc. truly, truly astonishing. Come now...don't be bashfull. Some of you are with me. Surely. Aministrators!! please can we have section dedicated to Black Bears? Please please please, pretty please even?? I implore you, men of greatness. We will be so so so better off. Life will even be worth living!!!!
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24-01-2011, 06:25 AM #207
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24-01-2011, 08:42 AM #208
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And we're off and racing now..........
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24-01-2011, 09:38 AM #209
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Good on ya Goober,,,,where's Yogi?
Remember we are here for a good time, not a long time.
Trust me i'm a Fridgy.
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24-01-2011, 05:17 PM #210
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And so the saga continues,
Just when you thought it was safe to back on RE...
Cheers
StuTool's ? check ! Condom's ? check !
If you can't fix it , f*ck it !!!
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24-01-2011, 05:31 PM #211
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I like the green bottles.
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24-01-2011, 08:31 PM #212
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Did someone say saga....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Y4O...eature=related
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24-01-2011, 08:33 PM #213
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They actually meant yellow brick road
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24-01-2011, 08:51 PM #214
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25-01-2011, 12:11 AM #215
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Back in the day in my little home town, the circus used to come to town and set up. They had Tigers and Elephants in the circus in those days. The tigers would go from their gages to the Big Top through a gage type tunnel. We used to wait for them to come out and poke them with sticks as they went passed. Scared the s**t out of us but great fun. Untill the Ringmaster caught us and beat the crap out of us. So yep! I like to poke things, now I especially like to poke Bears, Big Black Bears!
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25-01-2011, 12:36 AM #216
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Hey we used BODMAS in Canada
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25-01-2011, 12:39 AM #217
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BODMAS is British - the Americans do not use it in their schools. I wonder if they are actually doing the better thing?
see above comment: I still cannot figure out out to do quotes correctly
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25-01-2011, 12:58 AM #218
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25-01-2011, 02:31 AM #219
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think this one is dead and I am way off......BEER is needed NOW
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25-01-2011, 09:10 AM #220
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Hi Mike
When you want to reply to a post, click on the "Quote" button on the bottom R/H side of the particular post.
A window will then open up and show you the post inside of square brackets. This is the original post and you can edit/delete anything inside of the square brackets that is not relevant to what you want to reply to.
Next, type your reply below this quote and click on either "preview" or "submit"
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25-01-2011, 09:40 AM #221
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Testing quotes, testing
1/"^2 =? (1/")*(1/")
1/"^2 =? (1/")*(1/")Engineering Specialist - Cuprobraze, Nocolok, CD Technology
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25-01-2011, 11:31 AM #222
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25-01-2011, 12:40 PM #223
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25-01-2011, 12:44 PM #224
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Only the dogmatist says he will never change his mind. We all know that some of our opinions are wrong but none of us know which they are for if we did then they just wouldn't be our opinions. - JS Mill.
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25-01-2011, 01:44 PM #225
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1 1 was a racehorse
2 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
& 2 2 1 1 2Engineering Specialist - Cuprobraze, Nocolok, CD Technology
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25-01-2011, 01:54 PM #226
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25-01-2011, 02:33 PM #227
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Lol... 2 2
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25-01-2011, 10:52 PM #228
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Speaking about mathematics ... small lesson about percentage...
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T
U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-*-*-*-*
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND , look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close,
and
Attitude
will get you there,
it's the
Bull****
and
Ass Kissing
that will put you over the top.
Best regards, Josip
It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious...
Don't ever underestimate the power of stupid people when they are in large groups.
Please, don't teach me how to be stupid....
No job is as important as to jeopardize the safety of you or those that you work with.
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25-01-2011, 10:57 PM #229
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Very good Josip
But did you know that 3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions.
Cheers
StuTool's ? check ! Condom's ? check !
If you can't fix it , f*ck it !!!
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25-01-2011, 11:07 PM #230
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The average married couple has 2.2 kids, the car manufactures produce car that best suit the average.
I have been lucky i have 3 full kids, no wonder they complain about being short of space in the back of the car.
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25-01-2011, 11:27 PM #231
I believe you'll like this even more... how to express your professionalism ... within 8 jpg files ..
Best regards, JosipLast edited by Josip; 25-01-2011 at 11:31 PM. Reason: for easy reading
It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious...
Don't ever underestimate the power of stupid people when they are in large groups.
Please, don't teach me how to be stupid....
No job is as important as to jeopardize the safety of you or those that you work with.
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25-01-2011, 11:36 PM #232
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Josip, thats the winner, the black bear should love that one!
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26-01-2011, 12:00 AM #233
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26-01-2011, 06:09 AM #234
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26-01-2011, 06:53 AM #235
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oh no Yogi smells something to chew on
Remember we are here for a good time, not a long time.
Trust me i'm a Fridgy.
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26-01-2011, 06:11 PM #236
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Now we know where the bears study... LOL... Jossip rules!!!
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