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08-06-2010, 02:14 PM #1
visiting new zealand?
How to speak New Zealand
Say out loud for full effect!
As part of our 'Prepare you for travel' policy we hope the following breif introduction to 'kiwi Speak' will assist you.
The first word/phrase is considered by some to be the actual phonetic pronunciation.
The second part is what the first is refering to!
Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Amejen - visualise
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze - well known computer program
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Sex - one less than sivven
Tin - one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Earplane - large flying machine
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Cuds - children
Pits - domestic animals
Cuttin - baby cat
Munce - usually served on toast
mmm to beer or not to beer...........lets drink breakfast
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08-06-2010, 02:24 PM #2
Re: visiting new zealand?
hey lowcool , yes nice one I did the nz- ausy run in the 60s -70s, had lots of fun with the language barrier, all in good fun ,
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08-06-2010, 02:31 PM #3
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gday sedgy
couldnt help it when i found this one.mmm to beer or not to beer...........lets drink breakfast
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08-06-2010, 03:44 PM #4
Re: visiting new zealand?
gud on ur lowcool
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08-06-2010, 11:28 PM #5
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new zealand,,,where men are men and sheep live in fear
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09-06-2010, 12:13 AM #6
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Hi lowcool
It could be due to the fact that the Brits didn't send convicts/POME's (Prisoner Of Mother England) to New Zealand.
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09-06-2010, 04:05 AM #7
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Hi lowcool.
you forgot "fush n cheps ".
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09-06-2010, 04:16 AM #8
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Hi lowcool
you have whanau in NZ, in the naki I think, next time you are over here, give me a PM. It would be good to catch up. I will have half a slab at the airport for ya.
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09-06-2010, 08:20 AM #9
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not kiwi beer
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09-06-2010, 01:51 PM #10
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reckon he might be refering to my daughter.
magoo,where did you find the carlton draught,whats the catch with the other half.
cheersmmm to beer or not to beer...........lets drink breakfast
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