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    visiting new zealand?



    How to speak New Zealand

    Say out loud for full effect!

    As part of our 'Prepare you for travel' policy we hope the following breif introduction to 'kiwi Speak' will assist you.

    The first word/phrase is considered by some to be the actual phonetic pronunciation.

    The second part is what the first is refering to!

    Milburn - capital of Victoria
    Peck - to fill a suitcase
    Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
    Pigs - for hanging out washing with
    Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
    Pug - large animal with a curly tail
    Nin tin dough - computer game
    Munner stroney - soup
    Min - male of the species
    Mess Kara - eye makeup
    McKennock - person who fixes cars
    Mere - Mayor
    Leather - foam produced from soap
    Lift - departed
    Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
    Kittle crusps - potato chips
    Ken's - Cairns
    Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
    Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
    Inner me - enemy
    Guess - vapour
    Fush - marine creatures
    Fitter cheney - type of pasta
    Ever cardeau - avocado
    Fear hear - blonde
    Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
    Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
    Duffy cult - not easy
    Amejen - visualise
    Day old chuck - very young poultry
    Bug hut - popular recording
    Bun button - been bitten by insect
    Beard - a place to sleep
    Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
    Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
    Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
    Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
    One Doze - well known computer program
    Brudge - structure spanning a stream
    Sex - one less than sivven
    Tin - one more than nine
    Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
    Earplane - large flying machine
    Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
    Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
    Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
    Cuds - children
    Pits - domestic animals
    Cuttin - baby cat
    Munce - usually served on toast


    mmm to beer or not to beer...........lets drink breakfast

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    Re: visiting new zealand?

    hey lowcool , yes nice one I did the nz- ausy run in the 60s -70s, had lots of fun with the language barrier, all in good fun ,

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    Re: visiting new zealand?

    gday sedgy
    couldnt help it when i found this one.
    mmm to beer or not to beer...........lets drink breakfast

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    Re: visiting new zealand?

    gud on ur lowcool

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    Re: visiting new zealand?

    new zealand,,,where men are men and sheep live in fear

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    Re: visiting new zealand?

    Hi lowcool
    It could be due to the fact that the Brits didn't send convicts/POME's (Prisoner Of Mother England) to New Zealand.

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    Re: visiting new zealand?

    Hi lowcool.
    you forgot "fush n cheps ".

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    Re: visiting new zealand?

    Hi lowcool
    you have whanau in NZ, in the naki I think, next time you are over here, give me a PM. It would be good to catch up. I will have half a slab at the airport for ya.

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    Re: visiting new zealand?

    not kiwi beer

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    Re: visiting new zealand?

    reckon he might be refering to my daughter.
    magoo,where did you find the carlton draught,whats the catch with the other half.
    cheers
    mmm to beer or not to beer...........lets drink breakfast

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