Friday Night, Its only just started doing that

[Latte]

Why is it always at 8pm on a friday night

"its only just started to so that "

OH REALLY

[mad fridgie]

I hope you are not calling the client lier, do you not know it was caused by the pink elephant taking a super cooled wiz on the coil. "just started"

[monkey spanners]

Heh! Looks like it only 'just' started doing that about ten minutes before you got there...

[lowcool]

typical,its been alarming all day so we thought we should do something.
friggin friggin rotten buggers

[charlie n]

In Canada, we have a beer called Molson Golden. A client calls and says my fridge is knocking and pinging and running rough. You tell him, "Sir, open a Molson Golden" He says "will that fix my fridge?" You say, " No sir but if you go out in the garden to enjoy nature while you enjoy your Molson Golden, you won't hear your fridge knocking and pinging and running rough"

[matt.yelland]

I like it charlie n.....