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  1. #1
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    Annoying passenger



    What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you:

    1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
    2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
    3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
    4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
    5. Access the Internet;
    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:
    7. Take a deep breath and open the site:

    http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

    8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
    9. Have a good trip.




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    Re: Annoying passenger

    Hahaha...
    Engineering Specialist - Cuprobraze, Nocolok, CD Technology
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    Re: Annoying passenger

    Haha good one.....only problem i can see is that you would probably be attacked by several of the passengers before you had the chance to explain that it was a joke.
    The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

    Marc

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    Re: Annoying passenger

    Funny, but not funny. Recently a dork spotted a freind up the line a bit on a domestic flight, "called out, Hi Jack ". Interpruted totally different. He didn't touch the ground for a while, ended up in court and prison.
    I can imagine a simiar result with the video if played on a US airline.
    magoo

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    Re: Annoying passenger

    'Annoying passenger'...is that the term we use for 'apprentices' these days?

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    Re: Annoying passenger

    ****, my new LCD screen just blew up.......

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    Re: Annoying passenger

    Quote Originally Posted by Magoo View Post
    Funny, but not funny. Recently a dork spotted a freind up the line a bit on a domestic flight, "called out, Hi Jack ". Interpruted totally different. He didn't touch the ground for a while, ended up in court and prison.
    I can imagine a simiar result with the video if played on a US airline.
    magoo
    What a load of bollox...

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