Tuesday Chuckle

[Brian_UK]

Two old drunks in a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands.

By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.

By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.

I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand"

"So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?"

"Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

[monkey spanners]

Thats what i like to hear, a possitive outlook on life

[TRASH101]

You must be really strong by now Brian as it would appear that the age/strength data isn't linear

[lawrence1]

You know when your getting old when your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.

[desA]

Viagra - the wonder-drug:

Take 1 before sleep, so you don't roll out of bed;
Take 1/2 during the day, so you don't pee on your shoes.