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Thread: Global Economic Crisis....
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09-08-2009, 05:16 AM #1
Global Economic Crisis....
YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, the global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your loving husband,
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His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,
so I gave him other items hope you understand???????????
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for next month??????????????????
Please Advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Sweet Heart,
Best regards, Josip
It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious...
Don't ever underestimate the power of stupid people when they are in large groups.
Please, don't teach me how to be stupid....
No job is as important as to jeopardize the safety of you or those that you work with.
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09-08-2009, 01:31 PM #2
Re: Global Economic Crisis....
might be time to run a supermarket,bank manager sounds fanciful too!
cheers josipmmm to beer or not to beer...........lets drink breakfast
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09-08-2009, 04:52 PM #3
Re: Global Economic Crisis....
I suspect that everyone on that list got more than kisses. But then I suppose that would depend on where they were kissed.
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