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  1. #1
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    Global Economic Crisis....





    YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...


    Dear Sweetheart,

    I can't send my salary this month
    , the global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.

    You are my sweetheart.

    Your loving husband,


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    His wife replied...

    Sweetheart Dearest,

    Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with
    the Kisses...

    1. The Milk man agreed on
    2 kisses for one month's milk.

    2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after
    7 kisses.

    3. Your landlord comes every day to take
    2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent

    4. Supermarket owner
    did not accept kisses only,
    so I gave him
    other items hope you understand???????????

    5. Other expenses
    40 kisses.

    Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining
    balance of 35 kisses
    and I hope I can complete the month using this balance...

    Shall I plan the same for next month??????????????????
    Please Advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Your Sweet Heart,




    Best regards, Josip



    It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious...

    Don't ever underestimate the power of stupid people when they are in large groups.

    Please, don't teach me how to be stupid....
    No job is as important as to jeopardize the safety of you or those that you work with.

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    Re: Global Economic Crisis....

    might be time to run a supermarket,bank manager sounds fanciful too!

    cheers josip
    mmm to beer or not to beer...........lets drink breakfast

  3. #3
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    Re: Global Economic Crisis....

    I suspect that everyone on that list got more than kisses. But then I suppose that would depend on where they were kissed.

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