I'm of to review my Insurance!

[Grizzly]

The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified
she wanted to see absolutely everything.
During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient
was w*nking.

"Oh my!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of
this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your Majesty,
but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only
following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen and his
testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is
causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least five
times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and
he would die instantly.

"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a bl*w-job "Oh my goodness!", said the Queen, "What on earth
is happening in there?"

The Doctor replied,

"Same problem, but he's with BUPA"

Smile! Grizzly
BUPA (British Health Care Insurance company)

[marc5180]

Haha good one Grizzly

[nh3wizard]

Is the British health care as bad as they say? I'm curious due to the health care debate in the States.

[spimps]

Is the British health care as bad as they say? I'm curious due to the health care debate in the States.

Fine at this end,everyone is entitled to care.No one has to do with out,not absolutely perfect but then what is?

[nh3wizard]

Fine at this end,everyone is entitled to care.No one has to do with out,not absolutely perfect but then what is?

Thanks for the reply