bussines lesson

[nike123]

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...


One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
have sex with you.. But the girl said NO.


Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "


She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, "The ******* used coins!"



Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

[Yuri B.]

The punished greediness.

[desA]

Playing the slot machine...

[cadwaladr]

a blackbird wasflying over a field looks down and see,s a cow pat with lots of worms in it,he swoops down eats all the worms,he is full to the brim and so happy,he flys to the top of the tree and starts singing his headoff,the farmer comes out and wonders what the noise is looks up see,s the bird goes in the house comes out with his shotgun and blows the bird away.




the moral to the story,if you get to the top thru bulls**t dont sing about it.

[Magoo]

Classic stuff, note in diary, travel with lots of coins. At my age, any chance is a plus.
magoo