missus away

[123-steve909]

missus away and im sitting here waiting for eastenders to start................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh

[Brian_UK]

Oh dear, get a life, turn off the TV.

Was the TV on 'auto-start'?

[Magoo]

Get the remote in your hand and do what ever you want.
Break wind and enjoy, watch as much sport as you want. Flick to SKY TV and watch all the dodgy stuff.
Ring the wife and say how much you miss her, scores brownie points, they like that sort of stuff.
Sleep on the couch, have the music load, leave the empties on the floor. Kick the dog, eat take-aways. Talk to your-self and get the right answers. But for crying-out load clean everything up before SHE comes home. In particular make the bed, all flashy and shyte like that, definitly no skid marks in the bed. Not a good look.

years experience . Magoo

[desA]

Make sure their are no long female hairs left in the bed.





... even if they belong to your wife...

[chill it]

if your that board, Please do my "standby"!!!!!!!!!!!

[lowcool]

quick get to the pub,she should be back soon