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  1. #1
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    heres another joke



    A guy breaks into this house hes rounding up the things to steal, all of a sudden a voice says Jesus is watching you he thinks i am hearing things so keeps going. then the voice said Jesus is watching you he turns around and shines his torch and sees a parrot, he says to the parrot whats your name the parrot says Moses the guy laughs and says who in there right mind would call a parrot moses the parrot says the same person who called the rotweiller Jesus



    My wife used to say you never listen to a word I say at least I think that what she said

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    Re: heres another joke

    Classic!!!

    The simple ones are allways the funniest.

    Keep em coming!

    PP

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    Re: heres another joke

    ^^ .....

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