prison fun!

[hillbillywillie]

we had a contract with a jail at one time, and I went there a few times to carry out repairs.
I had two helpers-inmates who would carry my tools and I would let them do the work as they had been doing this for years-one was in for 300 years for armed robbery-the other was in for killing 6 people in a supermarket.
Needless to say, my arse was whistlling dixie every time I went there.
The first time I went they told me someone was bludgeoned to death with a baseball bat two days before.
Can anyone top that?

[750 Valve]

did a few sevice calls in brothels..... other end of the spectrum though

[multisync]

we had a contract with a jail at one time, and I went there a few times to carry out repairs.
I had two helpers-inmates who would carry my tools and I would let them do the work as they had been doing this for years-one was in for 300 years for armed robbery-the other was in for killing 6 people in a supermarket.
Needless to say, my arse was whistlling dixie every time I went there.
The first time I went they told me someone was bludgeoned to death with a baseball bat two days before.
Can anyone top that?

Tell him if he behaves himself he can get out in under 250 -they always like a laugh

We do a few prisions, going in the kitchens is the worst as it's very confined and there are very big knives easily available simply hanging on the wall.

[expat]

Nice one Valve. Just curious though, how did you get paid

[nh3wizard]

Gives a new meaning to "Bend over and take it"

[marc5180]

did a few sevice calls in brothels..... other end of the spectrum though

Did you get any freebies though