Another Cristmas Tale

[CHIEF DELPAC]

While both the male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore according to every historical rendition depicting Santas reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen-had to be a girl. We shouldhave known!
Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

[US Iceman]

If that's the case I'm surprised a team of reindeer could get anything done without an argument.

[Brian_UK]

I'm standing well back from this one

[US Iceman]

Discretion is the better part of valor, huh Brian?

[tonto33]

how the mange that then as give any woman a map and you know you will end up lost

[frank]

Lets not even discuss - 'how to reverse park a sleigh'