Joke of the day-2

[Grizzly]

The World's shortest love story

A man and a woman who had never met before and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.
...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

"Madam, I'm really sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fu**ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Grizzly

[nike123]

You just make my day!

[US Iceman]

Thanks for sharing the story Grizzly. It sometimes said; the funniest stories are based on some truths.