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14-05-2008, 11:19 PM #1
Little Johnny and Stranger
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
Chillin
IF AT FIRST YOU DON`T SUCCEED.
DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU TRIED!
and go get a cuppa
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14-05-2008, 11:21 PM #2
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Brian - Newton Abbot, Devon, UK
Retired March 2015
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24-05-2008, 08:59 AM #3
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Good one. chillin
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Marc
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24-05-2008, 04:12 PM #4
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Nice one
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25-05-2008, 02:16 AM #5
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Now that I like!
Grizzly
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25-05-2008, 10:31 AM #6
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Good one chillin that little Johnny sure gets around
Paul