Crashed Van

[tonto33]

I was well P***ed off some dum arse crashed into my van yesterday, with one of them New Skoda's now i got Jam and marzipan all over it

[TRASH101]

sorry tonto that was me

The brakes had been spongy since I got it then they just jammed up

[paul_h]

Do you own it or are you an employee?

[TRASH101]

its just a joke paul (I HOPE)

ref : skoda advert built a car entirely of sponge, cream, jelly, etc....

[tonto33]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwBE1l6QexU

[Greengrocer]

its just a joke paul (I HOPE)

ref : skoda advert built a car entirely of sponge, cream, jelly, etc....

Hope this works never done an attachment before.
Talking of crashed vans take a look at this refrigerated Ocado van which didn't quite make it under a hotel entrance lobby roofline!! Try explaining that one to your boss. What you can't see in the picture is the roof mounted Hubbard frig pack which was on the floor in the road about 6ft behind the van. Tee hee

[TRASH101]

take a look at this refrigerated Ocado van which didn't quite make it under a hotel entrance lobby roofline!! Try explaining that one to your boss

Tell him it was a test to see if the structural integrity of the box was sufficient to resist impact at low speeds and that it passed . Unfortunately the chassis conversion for the van proved to be less than rigid to catastrophic effect .

(perhaps the SKODA cake factory played a part ?)

[paul_h]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwBE1l6QexU

Ha Ha, OK.
They thought this was a smart ad to release these days with all the current world food shortages, riots and people dying?

[captincodeye]

But Paul you gotta love the cake!!!

[Plank!]

Hope this works never done an attachment before.
Talking of crashed vans take a look at this refrigerated Ocado van which didn't quite make it under a hotel entrance lobby roofline!! Try explaining that one to your boss. What you can't see in the picture is the roof mounted Hubbard frig pack which was on the floor in the road about 6ft behind the van. Tee hee

Those Ocado mercedes vans were stupid expensive, more than £70K each due to the refrigerated box being removable via fork truck.
Shame the early ones did not work to well in high ambients, Ocado ended up sending all the frozen deliveries out with small packs of dry ice in every bag just to keep things frozen.

[andywill]

Sorry to hear about your van tonto33 bet it took you hours to lick all the jam off........
I crashed into the back of someone last week and this dwarf gets out, folds his arms and said I'm not happy. I looked at him confused and said which one are you then.

[Chunk]

Some of the cake was made in Faversham near where i live.They even made the engine and used maple syrup for the oil.

[Grizzly]

Surely where you come from Chunk!
It should be "Spitfire".
By the way you move in some strange circles don't you?
Grizzly

[Chunk]

Surely where you come from Chunk!
It should be "Spitfire".
By the way you move in some strange circles don't you?
Grizzly

"Spitfire" no focker comes close!

I`m quite partial to a Masterbrew and after a few of them today i shall be moving in some very strange circles.

[TRASH101]

There is a couple of good things to come out of Kent along with Spitfire there is Fursty Ferret a godsend on a hot day.