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[Josip]

Rules for happy marriage!!!


1.
Two times per week we visit a nice restaurant, having a good vine, tasty food and enjoy with dear friends. She on Thursday me on Friday.


2.
We are sleeping in separate beds. Her bed is in NY mine in LA.


3.
Take her many times somewhere, but she always find a way back home.


4.
Asked her where she would like to go for our wedding anniversary. She answered, some place where I was not for a long time... I sent her into kitchen.


5.
Must always hold her for hand. If release, immediately she is running to shopping.


6. She has electrical mixer, electric stove, electric machine for baking bread. She complains in our house is too many electrical devices and no place to seat. For that reason I bought her electric chair.


7.
She is on new diet – coconuts and bananas. Not lose any gram yet, but you must see how good she is in climbing on trees.


8.
She put a mask of mud on her face, for two days she was amazing. Then mud fall down....


9.
My wife told me her car is not working good, there is water in carburetor. Asked her where is her car, she replies: "In the lake."


10.
Running after garbage truck, yelling: "Am I late for garbage?"
Driver replied: "No, just jump in".


Best regards, Josip

[Samarjit Sen]

Very interesting.

[nike123]

Goooood one, mate!

[shaun26]

ha ha, good one

[marc5180]

Very funny Jossip

[Chunk]

How about the "why did`nt you get me any easter eggs you don`t love me"

Then when you get her easter eggs "what are you doing,are you trying to make me fat?"