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    Air Crash.



    My ex-wife had started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started (1998) and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

    Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in a garden near the airport, because of bad weather, and crashed.

    The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel onboard.

    No one on the ground was injured.

    Photograph was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft.

    She was very, very lucky.




































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    Re: Air Crash.

    Yes I do think that was funny. Nice one!

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    That was hilarious. I was busy trying to figure out the story and when I noticed the big space towards the end of the text I knew something funny was about....

    I think my ex went to the same flight academy also.
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    Com'n guys - how do you manage to get an EX?

    Mine just won't leave

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    Hey Viking,you should watch that program on Disovery Channel,its called Air Crash Investigations.Pretty interesting stuff.I think had your ex watched these documentaries before deciding to go to flight school,she might have thought twice.

    But she was pretty lucky,good to hear she is ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank View Post
    Com'n guys - how do you manage to get an EX?

    Mine just won't leave
    Try to switch to heavier fuel (whiskey, brandy), it maybe helps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nike123 View Post
    Try to switch to heavier fuel (whiskey, brandy), it maybe helps!
    Disgusting stuff - never touch it.

    Don't mind a nice G & T now and again though.

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    G & T goes down well after a hard day at the tools...

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank View Post
    Disgusting stuff - never touch it.
    Me neither, but may help in raising some intolerance from otherwise tolerant surrounding.

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    Haha good one Viking:
    The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

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    Re: Air Crash.

    Bank robber whilst carrying out a robbery.
    Walks up to a frightened customer in the Que.

    Puts a gun to his head and asks "Did you see me?"
    Guy answers "yes"
    The robber shoots him dead!

    He then walks up to the next guy and asks!
    "Did you see me?"
    He answers "No! But my wife did!"

    Grizzly
    Last edited by Grizzly; 23-03-2008 at 10:47 PM.

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