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Thread: It's a Love Dress
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22-03-2008, 11:11 PM #1
It's a Love Dress
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.
' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
Brian - Newton Abbot, Devon, UK
Retired March 2015
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22-03-2008, 11:16 PM #2
Re: It's a Love Dress
Good one Brian, although I hope I never use the punchline...lol
ChillinIF AT FIRST YOU DON`T SUCCEED.
DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU TRIED!
and go get a cuppa
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22-03-2008, 11:38 PM #3
Re: It's a Love Dress
And you are still able to type??
Or have you got voice recognition "type as you mumble"?
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23-03-2008, 06:26 PM #4
Re: It's a Love Dress
Nice one Brian - but I daren't use it as she may throw the iron at me
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