Thanks for the bump. I never saw this thread before and I needed a laugh.
Reminds me of a job I had where the owner had two freezer rooms side by side. One working, one not. His solution to get both working was cutting a hole in the wall between them and fitting a fan to blow cold air from the working freezer into the non working freezer room.
Yeah, neither room was cold after that. Perfectly working freezer room wouldn't drop below 6C anymore.