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  1. #1
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    Thumbs up HAVE A NICE DAY and HOPEFULLY SMILE!



    A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We
    have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain
    from sex for one whole month.'
    The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
    Church.

    When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and
    the husband was obviously very depressed. 'You are back so soon... Is
    there a problem?' the pastor inquired.

    'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
    from sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly.

    The pastor asked him what happened.

    'Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain
    through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use
    of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was
    unbearable.

    We tried cold showers, Prayers, reading from the Bible...anything to
    keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts. Until one afternoon my wife reached
    for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I
    was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and
    there.

    It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and
    when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man,
    shamefacedly.

    The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this
    means you will not be welcome in our church.'

    'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at
    Homebase either.'


    Grizzly



  2. #2
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    Re: HAVE A NICE DAY and HOPEFULLY SMILE!

    rofl!

  3. #3
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    Re: HAVE A NICE DAY and HOPEFULLY SMILE!

    Haha good one grizzly
    The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

    Marc

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