Love Thy Neighbour!

[Grizzly]

There is a Town near Taunton in Somerset.
Which Tauntoneians make disparaging (Rude) comments about. I shall call this town X.
Anyway a local was heard the other day to ask!
"Why do the pigeons fly upside down over Town X?
Because there is nothing worth Pooping on!
(CLEANED UP TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT)

Don't you just love friendly banter?
Grizzly.

[The Viking]

Do you know how you know when you crossed the border from Sweden in to Norway??
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That's when you find the cows prettier than the women!

[The Viking]

Why does the Norwegians travel to Sweden, to buy their TVs?
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Because, the Swedish programmes are better!

[The Viking]

What do you get if you tear a paper in half?
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A Norwegian jigsaw!!

[The Viking]

(A Norwegian would of course tell exactly the same jokes, but in reverse)

[WCC73]

There is a Town near Taunton in Somerset.
Which Tauntoneians make disparaging (Rude) comments about. I shall call this town X.
Anyway a local was heard the other day to ask!
"Why do the pigeons fly upside down over Town X?
Because there is nothing worth Pooping on!
(CLEANED UP TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT)

Don't you just love friendly banter?
Grizzly.

Let me guess.Would that be the most delightfull Bridgewater?

[Grizzly]

Let me guess.Would that be the most delightfull Bridgewater?

You are nearer to the truth than you may think?
By the way In Taunton we spell it Bridgwater!!! So does everyone else
But thanks for the reply.
Viking.
And they said you Guys had no sense of humour..Or was that the Fins.
Grizzly

[The Viking]

Viking.
And they said you Guys had no sense of humour..Or was that the Fins.
Grizzly

Hey, I need my humour......I live in UK nowadays!