one peg of cheer weekend 157 (joke)

one day a boy asked his father, '' Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'' father replied, I don't know, son. Iam still paying for it,''
CHEER'S :D
BENI JOSEPH,

The chinese employee called is boss and said : I am very thich to today
The boss says when i am thick i sleep with my wife and then i get better . . .
2 hours after the chinese phoned the boss and told him , boss you have nice home

had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so
I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
I chose the shortest line: just one guy in front of me.

He was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange
yen for dollars and he was a little agitated.

He asked the teller: "Why it change? Yestorday
I get two hunat dolla forr yen. Today I get one hunat eighty?"

The teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

A few girlie jokes

I'd appreciate advice on how to paste the pictures directly into the message box

Hi frank.

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I'd appreciate advice on how to paste the pictures directly into the message box

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It is better that they appear like you have done, if they appear full size in the message area it will take a long time loading the page when someone replies, and this will really pee off dial up users.
:) :)

Abu el Abed is a real funny personnality over here ... almost all jokes are made over him . . . so this is one joke . . .
Abu el Abed went gay . . . so he started f**** his brother Abu Steif . . . after a time Abu el Abed died , Abu steif missed him . . so he asked God that he takes him to Abu el Abed . . . Sure Abu el Abed went to hell . . when Abu steif arrived he though there will be fire and hot there , but instead he found a well climatised atmospher and all people happy , so he asked for the reason . .. they replied , since Abu el Abed arrived no devil is willing to get down and start the furnace . . .