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John Bull was married to Wanda and he loved her so much he had her name tatooed on his tool.
Except when it was limp and shrivelled all you could read was "WA", but when at attention it would read WANDA.
So John takes Wanda on a vacation to the Caribbean, and they go to Jamaica. They are out to a restaurant and John has to use the washroom. There is only one urinal avaialble and next to it is a big Rasta mon with dreads.
By chance, John notices the Rasta has a big WA on his member. So he asks the Rasta if his wife is named Wanda.
The Rasta says "No mon why you ask?"
John went and explained the WA - WANDA.
The Rasta just smiled and said.
"Dis is for dee toursit girls who come to dee Island mon. When 'im 'ard, 'im say "WELCOME TO JAMAICA"